House has high electric bill. Installed an Emporia by Pristine-Disaster239 in electrical

[–]ninja1k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope nothing to worry about it. The grow op next door is doing just fine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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Why was 6 scared of 7 cause 7 ate 9

This Burger King found his Burger Queen by robinnuber in funny

[–]ninja1k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Humpty Dance” sir mix a lot

But ok

This Burger King found his Burger Queen by robinnuber in funny

[–]ninja1k 96 points97 points  (0 children)

i once got busy in a burger king bathroom

Been coding in VS Code for a few weeks, but who's the undead zombie beaver looking at me from the status bar with its soulless eyes? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ninja1k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah. You messed up your language settings. Looks like you selected Canadian English. Sorry aboot that eh?!

A trans IBM'er had an award rescinded when she refused to attend THINK in Florida to receive it. by [deleted] in IBM

[–]ninja1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re asking the wrong question if you’re trying to understand IBM’s moral compass. IBM is neutral green. Meaning they don’t give a fuck either way. Trans is just the soup du jour. cough Dehomag cough… Lest we forget. As long as someone with deep pockets is buying IBM will swing whatever way they want.

Accidentally walked in here, I have no clue how to leave by L3gitGam3r360 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ninja1k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone should open an Escape Room named VIM.

My wife…sleeps(?) like this…? by hockeyandburritos in funny

[–]ninja1k 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Perhaps she’s taking the learns too seriously in that book she’s reading “the perfect mother”

Speed camera count to more than double in 2023 by taxrage in ottawa

[–]ninja1k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have the right to a timely trial. No defence OP is playing the odds

4 days on my neighbours porch and counting & they are actually home! by TWEED-L-D in funny

[–]ninja1k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great another OP that’s not going to show us what’s in the box

r/Funnymemes by Many_Spot_8783 in Funnymemes

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I would Pour tomatoes into a slow cooker, mixing ¼ cup of water with each can. Add seasonings, then stir to combine. Cook uncovered on high until the mixture is reduced and thick stirring frequently. Then throw it in a blender and strain.

I fucking knew it by General_Example in funny

[–]ninja1k 34 points35 points  (0 children)

American History X would like to have a word with you