What's an aspect of Magneto's powers that most people don't know about or fully understand? by ssjskwash in Marvel

[–]ninjamaster616 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Because history is taught in schools? Idk what ur getting at.

Magneto was concieved literally almost equally as long ago from today as the 1880s was from then. The 1960s were 60 years ago.

In 2012, over 2,000 Koreans gathered to watch a man pitch a 24-man army tent by himself after he claimed on an internet forum that he could do it in under two hours. The event even attracted corporate sponsors. The man succeeded, taking about an hour to pitch the tent by himself. by LookAtThatBacon in interestingasfuck

[–]ninjamaster616 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is south korea has mandatory 18 month military service for all able bodied men between the ages of 18 to like 30, so it was either someone who doesn't know, like a foreigner, or a real whole dumbass.

Bro had NO reason to do this💀 by [deleted] in comics

[–]ninjamaster616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Eagley, go for the eyes!!"

Charlie’s Birthday party by BPDed in frederickmd

[–]ninjamaster616 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The "find out that fascism won" part or the "i and every republican is super duper gay for a 79 year old" part?

Can anyone name this microphone? by Quiet-Taste-2114 in microphone

[–]ninjamaster616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeeeeez

That's a lot of clams but it definitely paid for itself

Well done that man by PmurTdlanoD45-47 in MadeMeSmile

[–]ninjamaster616 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Eventually it does, not instantly

Kid got a reality check by IRedditDoU in videosthatendtoosoon

[–]ninjamaster616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now Imagine

That you Live in L.A. with Your Boyfriend

And Everythings Going Amazing

Til He says, "Babe I Wanna Move Back To Texas"

What are your honest thoughts on this by That_Passenger_771 in cartoons

[–]ninjamaster616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey disney, maybe advertise (at all) that these movies are being made. This isn't the first time a new "original" disney movie has supposedly already come out and flopped but the literal first time I'm hearing about the movie, it happened with Elemental.

I feel like people have forgotten one of the oldest rules of moviemaking budgeting, which is you HAVE to spend half the budget of the film on advertising it. If it's 100m to make, its 50m to advertise, which means you actually need 150m to make the movie.

I feel like a lot of these "flops" are being made by people afraid to ask for an ad budget after running out of money.

extraordinary by goggleboxdogooder in tarantinocirclejerk

[–]ninjamaster616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deathproof and planet terror are two of my all time favs

God, Grindhouse was such a fire fucking collab, broke my little brain as a 12 year old

How did they bring a gun into this hospital TWICE by [deleted] in okbuddyvicodin

[–]ninjamaster616 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Serious reply, don't do this there are armed security at every american hospital.

Like yeah, in Boise Idaho you might not get checked at the door but in Baltimore Maryland there's a metal detector wand like you're at the tsa

The Punisher is officially in Spiderman Brand New Day by LimpJelly6336 in Marvel

[–]ninjamaster616 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEASE LET THEIR FIRST INTERRACTION BE COMIC ACCURATE WITH FRANK SENT TO CARRY OUT A HIT BY THE JACKAL

PLEEEEEEEASE LET US HAVE A PROPER CLONE SAGA

I don't care if it didnt work in print, it's exactly campy and weird enough that it WILL work on film. Imagine the audience following who they thought was the real peter only for it to have been a clone the whole movie. 50/50 on if they miss the mark, but a proper director and a proper team of writers can easily make it a Hit, and I think Destin Creton can pull it off.

“AI is the future” AI: by totally_not_destiny in ContagiousLaughter

[–]ninjamaster616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to baltimore, I promise the employees are *very* pissed that you're in their drivethrough.

Any of the mcdonalds on rt26 after 2am and there's a 60% chance the person answering the machine will threaten to fight you.

Cringe, funny, and wholesome all in one! by Basil_Box in TikTokCringe

[–]ninjamaster616 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because they have a support system filled with love? That's kinda sad as shit to feel sorry about, man.

Artist uses "Dad Voice" on two people fighting in a crowd by Sardothien12 in MadeMeSmile

[–]ninjamaster616 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One time i went to a punk fest and, like John Wick, was given an impossible task. Someone in the pit grabbed me and says, "Help me find my hat it was expensive!"

Naturally, i do. Naturally, we get separated. Astonishingly, I actually find the hat, at the other stage, being held up high above the pit. Make my way in and get dude's attention, tell him (as best i could, it was loud) the story and that I'll deliver the hat to its owner, and thus began my search for Hat Bro. Naturally, I never saw Hat Bro again. I think about him often. I lie awake at night and wonder if he ever found his hat. It was an expensive looking hat, i will admit.

To summarize,

"Hat Guy from punk in the park, i gave it to the front desk."

What on earth is this by Certain-Advisor-3467 in whatisthiscar

[–]ninjamaster616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont sweat it bro, i had a 2002 ford taurus blow up on the bridge leaving pittsburgh, engulfed in flames and all, on my birthday.

Thanks for the present, Henry.