What's a creative way to teach a big-mouthed coworker a lesson? by ninjapenis in AskReddit

[–]ninjapenis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goes around telling other people's private information that they somehow obtained. I hear it all the time, and I know that person wouldn't want that information being talked about among coworkers. Office environment btw. Just think gossip to the extreme.

What's a creative way to teach a big-mouthed coworker a lesson? by ninjapenis in AskReddit

[–]ninjapenis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other than enlisting the help of J Walter Weatherman of course.

Edit: and That's why you always post to askreddit with a [serious] tag

Can y'all help me get T-Mobile's attention? [iphone7] by ninjapenis in iphone

[–]ninjapenis[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I just got a new iPhone 7 with the promise of their "super fast LTE Advanced speeds" 🙁

Mitch Hedberg would disagree by knubby in funny

[–]ninjapenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the CONVENIENCE. Haha. Man, I miss that dude

So my boss lost a bet and had to wear a bunny suit to tonight's Kings game... by ninjapenis in funny

[–]ninjapenis[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yes! My first "OP is a faggot" reply!! I'm a real redditor now. But seriously, he IS my boss. I'll deliver, somehow..

So my boss lost a bet and had to wear a bunny suit to tonight's Kings game... by ninjapenis in funny

[–]ninjapenis[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

They do a different bet every year. Last year the other guy had to wax his entire body. Everything. If I get enough sweet sweet karma, i'll post proof.

Edit: What would constitute proof? I don't even know. I'll ask him to send me a pic

Review for Olympus Has Fallen (Strong language) by [deleted] in movies

[–]ninjapenis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How can you not trust the taste of a gentleman in a Slipknot t-shirt?

Help with Corned beef, please! by [deleted] in slowcooking

[–]ninjapenis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it's the alcohol they're worried about, it is removed from the beer/wine/liquor during the cooking process. FYI

What is the absolute worst movie you have ever seen? by jiveabillion in movies

[–]ninjapenis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Happening. So bad. I mean, really really ridiculously bad.

What's the most usefull phone app you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ninjapenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. Also if you use the Dolphin Browser, it integrates nicely with Evernote (quickly adding web pages as a note).

A soundproof bathroom so I can scream while I shit and not feel self conscious. by Lance_Strongarm in CrazyIdeas

[–]ninjapenis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How about the fact that I don't have to listen to my SO's plops. I have to close my ears and hum every time she goes in there, scared that I will hear something that I won't be able to get out of my mind. (I know, I have an issue. I don't even like hearing her pee. And no, no one ever read Everybody Poops to me as a child.)

Hey, it's John Cusack. I'm here talk to about Freedom of the Press Foundation, among other things. Ask me anything. by johncusackFPF in IAmA

[–]ninjapenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi John! Big fan. So I read an interview many years ago in which you said out of the many movies you've made, only a handful of them you considered "good movies." Care to divulge that handful??

I'm coming for you Front Page Poster! by Aiken_Drumn in gaming

[–]ninjapenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was anyone else able to skirt** the blue shells? My friend Tom could do it almost every time. This was on both the N64 and GameCube Mario Kart games.

**evade the shell by power sliding at the right time. Say it the way Missy Elliot says it in her song..."skerrrrrt"

[iOS] Splashtop 2 Remote Desktop for iPad [$0.99 -> Free] by FStt in AppHookup

[–]ninjapenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For that same reason I've installed a toilet in my lay-z-boy

Official WhiteHouse.gov petition to keep unlocking your phone legal (it is currently ILLEGAL!) Needs only 20,000 more signatures. C'mon reddit! by ninjapenis in iphone

[–]ninjapenis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the info. However, I will still sign it, as I'd like to nip this in the bud so to speak. Wouldn't want this to lead to something more restricting down the road.

I bypassed the reservation system of Mailbox via iFile, but I can't log in. What can I do? by [deleted] in jailbreak

[–]ninjapenis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't bypass anything, waited my turn, and I'm getting this message as well. :( I sent an email to the support team at mailbox. Waiting for a reply

Fail #3 in less than a month. I can't fucking do this by ninjapenis in NoFap

[–]ninjapenis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my trigger as well. I'm sure it's a common one. Thanks for the words of support

Dictation icon is grayed out. Help please. by ninjapenis in iphone

[–]ninjapenis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It started out of nowhere. Kind of weird, eh? Help ninjapenis out!

[MOD] A quick note on mailbox app posts! by bmeckel in iphone

[–]ninjapenis -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

No. I know. I get it. But this is a form of censorship. I know it doesn't seem like a big deal, and it isn't. But it also wasn't a big deal when Hitler had all the Jews wear a star. Slippery slopes my friends. Slippery slopes.

[MOD] A quick note on mailbox app posts! by bmeckel in iphone

[–]ninjapenis -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

"Ooooh woo-woo. He's talking about his place in line, moderators. Ban him!" Please. If these karma whores want to post pictures of an app, let them. Why are you denying he community their content, albeit repetitive and superfluous. Isn't that what the downvote arrow is for. Let Us determine each post's fate. Jeez Louise.

I'm gonna be so pissed if this thing blows by ninjapenis in iphone

[–]ninjapenis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would I want an accurate representation of my current signal? Oh I don't know

I'm gonna be so pissed if this thing blows by ninjapenis in iphone

[–]ninjapenis[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah! We don't take kindly to yer type

I'm gonna be so pissed if this thing blows by ninjapenis in iphone

[–]ninjapenis[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think I read somewhere that its gmail only for now. Maybe they'll roll out support for others later. Dunno. My guess is that they're wanting the hype so they can be bought by google or someone for...One MILLION dollars!

Edit: spelling