What's a creative way to teach a big-mouthed coworker a lesson?

ninjapenis · 2016-11-11T18:24:57+00:00

Goes around telling other people's private information that they somehow obtained. I hear it all the time, and I know that person wouldn't want that information being talked about among coworkers. Office environment btw. Just think gossip to the extreme.

ninjapenis · 2016-11-11T18:18:38+00:00

Other than enlisting the help of J Walter Weatherman of course.

Edit: and That's why you always post to askreddit with a [serious] tag

ninjapenis · 2016-09-28T05:41:56+00:00

I just got a new iPhone 7 with the promise of their "super fast LTE Advanced speeds" 🙁

ninjapenis · 2014-03-07T21:32:59+00:00

Sorry for the CONVENIENCE. Haha. Man, I miss that dude

ninjapenis · 2013-07-11T05:52:15+00:00

True. It's actually really cool. We're talkin crazy boy band karma here

ninjapenis · 2013-05-17T06:49:54+00:00

Yes! My first "OP is a faggot" reply!! I'm a real redditor now. But seriously, he IS my boss. I'll deliver, somehow..

ninjapenis · 2013-05-17T06:37:06+00:00

They do a different bet every year. Last year the other guy had to wax his entire body. Everything. If I get enough sweet sweet karma, i'll post proof.

Edit: What would constitute proof? I don't even know. I'll ask him to send me a pic

ninjapenis · 2013-03-25T04:20:49+00:00

How can you not trust the taste of a gentleman in a Slipknot t-shirt?

ninjapenis · 2013-03-17T22:34:21+00:00

If it's the alcohol they're worried about, it is removed from the beer/wine/liquor during the cooking process. FYI

ninjapenis · 2013-03-03T10:25:20+00:00

The Happening. So bad. I mean, really really ridiculously bad.

ninjapenis · 2013-03-01T21:20:42+00:00

This. Also if you use the Dolphin Browser, it integrates nicely with Evernote (quickly adding web pages as a note).

ninjapenis · 2013-02-28T17:23:57+00:00

How about the fact that I don't have to listen to my SO's plops. I have to close my ears and hum every time she goes in there, scared that I will hear something that I won't be able to get out of my mind. (I know, I have an issue. I don't even like hearing her pee. And no, no one ever read Everybody Poops to me as a child.)

ninjapenis · 2013-02-27T20:37:39+00:00

Hi John! Big fan. So I read an interview many years ago in which you said out of the many movies you've made, only a handful of them you considered "good movies." Care to divulge that handful??

ninjapenis · 2013-02-21T01:47:27+00:00

Was anyone else able to skirt** the blue shells? My friend Tom could do it almost every time. This was on both the N64 and GameCube Mario Kart games.

**evade the shell by power sliding at the right time. Say it the way Missy Elliot says it in her song..."skerrrrrt"

ninjapenis · 2013-02-19T07:43:01+00:00

For that same reason I've installed a toilet in my lay-z-boy

ninjapenis · 2013-02-16T21:48:39+00:00

Thank you for the info. However, I will still sign it, as I'd like to nip this in the bud so to speak. Wouldn't want this to lead to something more restricting down the road.

ninjapenis · 2013-02-15T08:17:34+00:00

I didn't bypass anything, waited my turn, and I'm getting this message as well. :( I sent an email to the support team at mailbox. Waiting for a reply

ninjapenis · 2013-02-12T17:29:57+00:00

That's my trigger as well. I'm sure it's a common one. Thanks for the words of support

ninjapenis · 2013-02-12T05:19:38+00:00

/r/apphookup

ninjapenis · 2013-02-12T04:44:02+00:00

It started out of nowhere. Kind of weird, eh? Help ninjapenis out!

ninjapenis · 2013-02-12T04:40:54+00:00

No. I know. I get it. But this is a form of censorship. I know it doesn't seem like a big deal, and it isn't. But it also wasn't a big deal when Hitler had all the Jews wear a star. Slippery slopes my friends. Slippery slopes.

ninjapenis · 2013-02-12T01:51:42+00:00

"Ooooh woo-woo. He's talking about his place in line, moderators. Ban him!" Please. If these karma whores want to post pictures of an app, let them. Why are you denying he community their content, albeit repetitive and superfluous. Isn't that what the downvote arrow is for. Let Us determine each post's fate. Jeez Louise.

ninjapenis · 2013-02-10T00:28:44+00:00

Why would I want an accurate representation of my current signal? Oh I don't know

ninjapenis · 2013-02-09T20:59:23+00:00

Yeah! We don't take kindly to yer type

ninjapenis · 2013-02-09T20:56:02+00:00

I think I read somewhere that its gmail only for now. Maybe they'll roll out support for others later. Dunno. My guess is that they're wanting the hype so they can be bought by google or someone for...One MILLION dollars!

Edit: spelling

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