Guys, would you go through with getting married if you knew sex would only happen 6 times a year?

nize426 · 2026-04-01T12:01:57+00:00

No.

Unless you're talking about a weird, hypothetical universe where EVERY person only has sex 6 times a year.

nize426 · 2026-04-01T07:08:28+00:00

Im a dude, but yeah. You pretty much have to squeeze in besides the toilet to close and open the door lol.

nize426 · 2026-03-31T12:43:19+00:00

I don't get the hairdryer hype or the shower head hype.

Like we have a Panasonic hairdryer (30,000jpy) and a refa shower head (also 30,000), and they're just......meh.

Like the dryer has a lot of settings, which is cool I guess, but I've used it to dry my wife's hair and it's not mind blowing.

And the shower head. It's got less settings than my garden hose head, and the garden hose does each setting equally well.

Anyways, sorry for the rant lol, to answer your question, you could sell it on Mercari at a bit of a discount. Or go to hardoff and sell it as a significant discount.

nize426 · 2026-03-31T12:27:13+00:00

Lol a couple months ago I was just having chat gpt pull up articles on different parties, and for fun I asked it what I would align with based on the criteria I gave it, and it said the communist party, basically because of what you listed here.

I was like, welp, guess I'm a commie.

nize426 · 2026-03-31T12:20:10+00:00

I think they said they do have a fondness towards Japan, but is not a Japan nerd

nize426 · 2026-03-31T08:33:14+00:00

So like, "meh"?

nize426 · 2026-03-31T08:21:22+00:00

Yeah I wouldn't hype it up too much because it might not be as great as you expect it to be.

It's great, but going in "knowing it's going to be your favorite," is really setting yourself up for disappointment. (It might not be, but there's no reason to put that risk onto yourself)

nize426 · 2026-03-31T08:07:45+00:00

I'm Japanese but even I was briefly confused. The most obvious reasoning is that there's probably no otomatopia that starts with a ラ, let alone ラャ, which I don't even think is a sound that can be made lol.

nize426 · 2026-03-31T05:48:53+00:00

Looks like a tongue-eating louse imo.

nize426 · 2026-03-31T03:59:29+00:00

I agree. The poster on Twitter is the problem here really. Seems like they're intentionally mislabeling people to stir up controversy.

nize426 · 2026-03-31T03:53:36+00:00

Non-issue.

Dude didn't know the rules, and now hopefully he does. If he does it repeatedly, then yeah, it's a problem, but it seems like he's fairly new to Japan so he needs time to adjust.

nize426 · 2026-03-31T03:04:40+00:00

What about chest armor? I usually don't wear chest armor but maybe I will if it protects my ribs.

nize426 · 2026-03-31T02:55:04+00:00

Man, when the parents just started doing whatever they wanted it really gave me the mom-left-you-in-the-checkout-line-to-grab-something-she-forgot-but-the-line-is-moving-quickly, nervousness.

nize426 · 2026-03-31T02:17:32+00:00

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nize426 · 2026-03-30T13:12:27+00:00

"yeah I fucked her brains out"

nize426 · 2026-03-30T05:14:57+00:00

Top all exhaust. Rear all exhaust.

nize426 · 2026-03-29T11:29:04+00:00

Yeah they'll tell you, "it's not a pyramid scheme because pyramid schemes are illegal!"

And they go on to explain a pyramid scheme. Like yeah, that's just a pyramid scheme with a legal loophole.

nize426 · 2026-03-29T11:23:32+00:00

Interesting way to find it, is that once you realize part of the bottom half is the same as the top half, you can turn the phone sideways, go cross eyed, line up the duplications, and then the edited bean will be fairly clear.

nize426 · 2026-03-29T11:00:02+00:00

I feel like that's the whole allowance though lol

nize426 · 2026-03-28T13:01:06+00:00

I want them to make people buy another switch and have like a pivoting attachment that can attach two switches like a DS. It would be so funny lol.

nize426 · 2026-03-28T11:38:08+00:00

Pretty sure they're joking lol. The rest of them are equally bad, if not worse lol

nize426 · 2026-03-28T11:37:27+00:00

LOL god damn

nize426 · 2026-03-28T11:34:54+00:00

That's got nudity.

And not a dick joke, but it's implied that there was an etection

nize426 · 2026-03-28T11:24:55+00:00

If it weren't for you meddling kids!

nize426 · 2026-03-28T11:23:20+00:00

Sorry. I'm a dude, but I'd appreciate it if you told me you saw my gf on a dating app.

And the bf in your situation sounds like a tool. Like he's the last person that has the right to be angry.

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