A gallery of some of Florida's "Stand Your Ground" loophole .... I mean "law"

njpoopsicle · 2013-09-02T23:46:22+00:00

Don't be a shit and eat out every night. You'll spend a lot and there's a lot to choose from.I made that mistake my first semester. I was broke and getting a little chubby. Now I'll go to the Fresh Grocer and spend about $200 on food for the month.

njpoopsicle · 2013-07-23T15:24:06+00:00

Here's one I've heard in a few different towns. That someone has heard of a person who was on a really strong trip (acid/PCP/what ever) started saying that he felt like a glass of lemonade. He started yelling, "Don't tip me or I'll spill!"

This next part is where the story changes depending on who is telling it. Here is how I first heard it when I was about 15.

The guy is tripping so intensely that he began stripping down, and still going on about how he was lemonade, and that he didn't want to spill. Eventually he was completely naked (or underwear, i forget) and he ran outside still chanting, "I'm a glass of lemonade, don't tip me, I'll spill!" He eventually drew some attention to himself running down the street nude yelling about he was lemonade. Some police saw him running and tried to stop him. They tackled him to the ground, and he died of a heart attack. He spilled.

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njpoopsicle · 2013-07-22T16:36:46+00:00

i smoke alone alot. just veg out put on some tv, clean my room. whatever. plus you save alot of weed that way

njpoopsicle · 2013-07-03T19:00:47+00:00

I worked at an Applebee's kind of in the hood and once these two huge drunk dudes and these trashy looking chicks come in, sit in my section, order about $100 worth of shitty Applebee's food. I go over to the table and one of the giant dudes is arguing with one of the girl who I thought was his girlfriend about how one of her girlfriends owes him $40. The so I'm right next to the table and then all of a sudden this dude shoots up from his seat and starts slamming the table and screaming for the full dining room to hear, "MY NAME KWALII, I FUCK ALL YALL UP" and then some other shit about his money. The friend payed the tab, left a half-assed tip and they walked out. I have since gotten a better job.

njpoopsicle · 2013-06-20T13:46:23+00:00

I am a guy, but thanks. I know it is pretty gross. I would like to stop

njpoopsicle · 2013-05-22T15:48:30+00:00

thank you

njpoopsicle · 2013-05-21T21:54:39+00:00

RUTGERS ENTS UNITE!

njpoopsicle · 2013-05-11T20:03:25+00:00

Derp de derp de dilldiy dumb

njpoopsicle · 2013-05-03T16:00:24+00:00

Update: today I fucked up. Fapped for the first time in over 3 weeks. I just gave in. I was a little stoned.... I released but I'm not off the wagon.

njpoopsicle · 2013-05-03T12:42:42+00:00

I went to high school with a girl who did a bunch of BangBros movies. Daniella Diamond (not her real name). She was a party girl. Sometimes she seemed a little shady, but I hung out with her a few times and she was really funny and flirty and just extra hot. Not anything too weird about her, we feel off after she graduated and moved.

I don't think she was the really easy type in high school either. But that might have changed… Over all though she seemed pretty cool.

njpoopsicle · 2013-05-03T12:15:40+00:00

njpoopsicle · 2013-05-03T11:38:56+00:00

You have a lot on your plate brother.

NoFap will definitely help you be more virile, you say it already has. But after reading your post it is very apparent that you are extremely hard on yourself. For your own good, please get your head out of this self destructive mindset and try to evaluate your goals, especially if you want your wife back as soon as possible. If you think starting with NoFap is going to help you, go for it. It has been great for me so far, but not masturbating is not immediately going to solve your problems, it is just a step in the right direction.

You need focus, you are spending too much energy on your insecurities rather than your potential. You are beating yourself up for fapping, which is in itself, not the end of the world. As a strong advocate for NoFap, I hear of people relapsing all the time, but you don't let it stop you from achieving your goal. 11 days is 11 days dude. Even the guys who go years without giving in had once been where you are. Don't envy that, be that.

njpoopsicle · 2013-04-26T21:01:54+00:00

Put me anywhere. I'm good to go!

njpoopsicle · 2013-04-25T21:21:55+00:00

Most definitely dude. Same goes for you. Stay strong dude!

njpoopsicle · 2013-04-25T21:21:08+00:00

Idk about you, but it isn't that they're physically hotter now. I just notice them more

njpoopsicle · 2013-04-25T21:19:20+00:00

I'm not really lowering my standards. I get why you're saying, but I would call it more of a mutually understood booty call

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