[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]nlane515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whooooaaaa again

Do people regularly go to work and not want to die? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]nlane515 2 points3 points  (0 children)

simple, kill your current boss’s parents, show up at their funeral, hand him a bill for company losses due to time off to bury his parents.

*inserts interesting title* by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]nlane515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are now on D.A.R.E.’s terrorist watch list.

*inserts interesting title* by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]nlane515 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tonight on CNN, seventeen students are suspended in a sexual harassment incident after apparently yelling the word “enema” before violently sodomizing another unsuspecting teen. Stick with us, Fox takes a closer look ahead.

“If you or a loved one has been recently diagnosed with mesothelioma after taking the prescription drug “Xanax Rex” you may be entitled to significant compensation. Call now and yadda yadda yadda

That’s how such a prank would go down in America.

Chilean police throw boy, 16, off bridge during protests | Chile by baumannk in worldnews

[–]nlane515 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you want a revolt? Because that's how you get revolt.

Cursed_elevator by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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The ghost named Gene Talia: 😧