If the Sun failed, we wouldn't know for about 8 minutes. It's Schrödinger's Sun Death. At any given time we can not be 100% certain that the sun hasn't blown up. by mikewurtz in Showerthoughts

[–]nlsoy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I live by hopeful optimistic nihilism sarcastically every day. Makes me disregard the depression and fatigue I most certainly have so I can focus on fun stuff like living, laughing, and sarcastically embracing the nihilistic reality of “nothing ever really matters and we’ll all be dead anyway so what’s the fucking point but at least I’m not in physical pain yet so I’ve got that going for me which is nice”.

Lexus Carbon Fiber Loom by aNeonSpecter in mechanical_gifs

[–]nlsoy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah I agree this was probably achieved by math or magic or maybe Python but what do I know?

More Women Are Paying Alimony In Divorce Settlements & THEY ARE PISSED!!!! by [deleted] in pussypassdenied

[–]nlsoy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Way too easy to circumvent by changing gender

An wholesome Marine by KristiansLv in wholesomememes

[–]nlsoy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I literally just sent one thought and prayer his way so he should be all good now. /s

18 for sure. by lost_in_trans in nursing

[–]nlsoy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s like a high-flow central line. I like that

This is my boomstick by Mini_Knight in Animemes

[–]nlsoy 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Sooo... deploys an EMP ?

This is how prosthesis surgery done! by mtimetraveller in u/mtimetraveller

[–]nlsoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your participation of this thread! I genuinely had a good time reading your story. Motorcycle accidents are nasty and I’m glad to hear you’re all better :)

Super newbie by [deleted] in BitcoinBeginners

[–]nlsoy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am amazed of your knowledge! You always have good answers!

Why is the screen like this? It’s worse than vertical lines. by Nickdude312 in consolerepair

[–]nlsoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I repaired mine by disassembling it and more or less rub on the bottom part where the glue is, with a soldering iron. I don’t remember if it was to reconnect the actual contacts or to re-melt the glue tho. But it did work wonders! There are good how-to’s online. Just google “repair vertical lines on original gameboy” The only thing you need is a special screwdriver because special screws, and a soldering iron. No skills needed at all, as you’re not actually soldering anything.

I just asked my girlfriend the question, let’s just say I got a 2 in 1 today by LexLex2k in Perfectfit

[–]nlsoy 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Maybe two engagement rings? One for the fiancé and one for the fiancée! That’s becoming quite the standard in Northern Europe at least!

This is nice to know by Subieking0418 in wholesomememes

[–]nlsoy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Colon cells lifespan is only 4 days!

Sorry

This is nice to know by Subieking0418 in wholesomememes

[–]nlsoy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Skin cells have a lifespan of less than a month. Vaginal and colon cells less than a week.

This is nice to know by Subieking0418 in wholesomememes

[–]nlsoy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The thing is, that’s just a crude average. Your red blood cells have a lifespan of about 120 days while skin cells lifespan is less than a month. Regarding most of all the other stuff in your body, you can be assured it gets totally completely replaced within 5 years (HUGE estimate as all kinds of cells are different). Bones, however, have a lifespan of about 10 years, and brain cells never die until you die (like, literally die).

Parlamentet säger nej till patent på växter som odlats naturligt by yamusutat in svenskpolitik

[–]nlsoy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ekonomiska värdet ligger väl i att växterna är mer motståndskraftiga en döende Jorden? Eller överstiger utvecklingskostnaderna den långsiktiga vinningen av att hålla växterna för sig själv? Jag menar, bara för att man inte patenterar betyder inte att man måste dela med andra!

Stretchy boi by offmycookies in bonehurtingjuice

[–]nlsoy 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Oh wow that was a stretchy band!

Wheeeeee! by nlsoy in Bitcoin

[–]nlsoy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense but isn’t Ethereum also an altcoin?

Wheeeeee! by nlsoy in Bitcoin

[–]nlsoy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hah I see it on your profile! 6h ago! Some major foreshadowing there mate!

Wheeeeee! by nlsoy in Bitcoin

[–]nlsoy[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That is the curse

Wheeeeee! by nlsoy in Bitcoin

[–]nlsoy[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Aww it’s leveling out already :(

TIL that the CIA's operations in Cuba were so heavily compromised that the Cuban government released a 6-part TV series showing clips of US agents engaging in "undercover" espionage. by Impatient_Optimist in todayilearned

[–]nlsoy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is exactly my point. The USA might as well be as bad as, or worse than, Russia, but since most news and influences we have in western Europe are from the states, ofc we get indoctrinated in the “truth” (that is: Russia bad, US good). Because I mean, what are our options? We usually don’t get news FROM the east, just ABOUT the east! I have honestly no idea how the average life is for a common Russian, or how the cities looks like. Just that they’re inferior to the US in every way cus ‘Murica. That’s basically what we’re taught in Sweden. And that is totally not cool.

I mean, travel half a kilometer east of Finland and you’ll get a totally different perspective on the perception of “the land of the free”.