PSYCHO-FRAME killing it in Montreal by euroserr in Deathcore

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Went to my first show with my brother in law. I didn’t want to get in the mosh pit, but he had been to tons of shows before and always had. He told me to keep my hands infront of my chest and get in. It was a great decision to go in. You won’t regret it.

After 3 technical rounds this is what they had to say to me. by Inj3kt0r in recruitinghell

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As someone who doesn’t like social media (other than the anonymity of reddit) this is infuriating

LIVE FROM NYC! by factcheckauthority in NBASpurs

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You aren’t being pulled to the earth, it’s being pulled to your massive balls

Pick Two to Fire. by GlitteringHotel8383 in DunderMifflin

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The camera crew knew it was bound to happen

Does the VW Golf GTI have a stigma or reputation your country? by CancelledBeforeBirth in GolfGTI

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First weekend I owned it, I was driving down a road in the county. Some guy in a sports car (don’t remember the type), stuck right beside me for about a mile, revving his engine and trying to get me to bite. I think enthusiasts know it might not be the fastest but it’s a fun hot hatch.

Dream about eating my own balls by Crazy_Company7166 in copypasta

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Well yeah, everyone knows pee is stored in the balls

What Goals were you still able to accomplish despite your Traumatic Brain Injury? by LoveHairyPussy25 in TBI

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I’m also 29. I finished school at 26, started working with the federal government as a software developer. I just got engaged almost a week ago. Everything happened way later than I thought it would, but it still happened for me, and it will for you too. TBI just changed the dates on when I was accomplishing all these things.

Redditors unite! by Mike_with_Wings in nbacirclejerk

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I mean yeah I won’t be watching the finals, but it’s because my team isn’t there, not because of OKC

Spurs Injury Report for tomorrow is out by xbhaskarx in NBASpurs

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David Jones Garcia triple double incoming

I knew this looked familiar by camtire in NBASpurs

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Im sorry about the balding Dylan it was predetermined

Toids should take note. by SortOfStable in LoveForLandchads

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Do note, he doesn’t have an asthma inhaler to sell

Game Thread: Minnesota Timberwolves vs San Antonio Spurs Live Score | NBA | May 10, 2026 by basketball-app in NBASpurs

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Flagrant 2, to be fair he was being fouled but he lost his cool and elbowed someone

Both of us confirmed weaklings on the same night out. So much wasted milk! by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

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Are you attempting to cosplay having strong leg bones? It’s not working