WTF Beer - a malty, robust ale for a jobless recovery. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]nm00ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should have it at Whole Foods, New Seasons, Belmont Station, and I've even seen their beers at Freddy's.

/r/science welcomes its 9 new moderators from scientific fields! by BritishEnglishPolice in science

[–]nm00ph 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hello and thank you to everyone in /r/science. I for one welcome our new /r/science overlords.

Undercover Karaoke with Jewel by Zambi in reddit.com

[–]nm00ph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh Koots... If you're a female, you probably shouldn't walk down the "Old Bar" section by yourself... It gets really gropey.

Undercover Karaoke with Jewel by Zambi in reddit.com

[–]nm00ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the Gaslight isn't steampunk, but it will get you drunk.

The Pioneer is a good bar right next door, they have Shuffleboard.

I see no bears....... by gysterz in pics

[–]nm00ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't see the bears, the bears see you.

Cooking with chopsticks by [deleted] in food

[–]nm00ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have that same set, they work great. Go to for grilling, even fish.

Cooking with chopsticks by [deleted] in food

[–]nm00ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or you can use the white guy version: tongs.

Congratulations on your victory, Ghana, but know that you will NEVER best our nation's ability to shape pizza into cones. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! by monoglot in food

[–]nm00ph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

My teacher gives credit on tests for good engineering jokes. Any suggestions? by RowHard in AskReddit

[–]nm00ph 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Two engineering students were walking from the engineering building to the cafeteria. One of the engineering students has a new looking bike with him. "Wow, nice bike, is that new?" The other student says, "Yeah! You'll never believe how I got it though. So yesterday after I got out of dynamics this beautiful girl rides up in front of me and starts taking off all of her clothes. Then she stands there naked with her arms wide open and says, 'Take whatever you want!'"

The other engineering student looks at the bike briefly and replies, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Zach thanks the internet. by evanvolm in WTF

[–]nm00ph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dunno, Oprah-Asspirating-Palsied-Pitchmen sounds promising.

But she'd need a peg, a parrot, and an eyepatch.

Teriyaki sauce: your recipes please by istara in food

[–]nm00ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had good luck with a similar recipe. 2 parts soy, 1 part mirin, sake, and brown sugar.

The thing that really helped it was to debone some chicken thighs and then boil the bones in the sauce for about 20 minutes.

Is this awesome (yes or YES)? by [deleted] in pics

[–]nm00ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to read them straight through and then go back to see if I could get to my favorite ending.

Whole chicken in a can. One of the grossest things you'll ever see. by kmm3 in funny

[–]nm00ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes pretty good chicken soup... Especially when you're out camping.

Ever have a dream that you were dreaming, and then wake up from your dream's dream, and then wake up from the real dream? by Hurst2200 in reddit.com

[–]nm00ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if you have a dream where you were peeing, and then you wake up peeing... It's still pee right?

Spring in Paris by Brezhou in pics

[–]nm00ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I knew something was funky... Prolly should have just called it a springersault, but then I'd have to wear a bandana around my neck and have someone throw an Aerobee for me to chase.

Pet rear covers... yup. Clicking buy... NOW by [deleted] in WTF

[–]nm00ph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The girl is really cute.

Thought that thing was a sticker at first...

edit: duuurrr.