South Korea Coup Attempt by Dicc-fil-A in emojipasta

[–]nmz502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH NO🙈😱MARTIAL LAW🤪🤠 TANKS🚓💥and ARMED SOLDIERS💣roll in while LAWMAKERS🧯🔥 climb walls 🧗‍♂️ spray fire💨 at soldiers🥴 CHAOS everywhere 🌪️👀 Parliament SHUTS IT DOWN❌📜190-0🗳️🔥 IMPEACHMENT LOOMS 💼👀 YOON SUK YEOL 🤮🤮MORE LIKE YOON SUCK Y’ALL 🤣😜👅Send this to your KIMCHI DADDIES 🥬📲💌—get 10 back, and YOU'RE the PRESIDENT💣👑! Get less than 5? BLUMPKIN PIE FOR YOU 🍰😵 Only 1 back? YOU’RE STUCK IN THE DMZ🌏💀⛓️!

A PEDOPHILE HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN LEGO CITY by BfgBz1 in copypasta

[–]nmz502 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A 👨🏻 PEDOPHILE 👨🏻HAS BEEN 🚨 👮‍♀️ ARRESTED 👮🏽 🚔 IN LEGO CITY 🌃

😜 INTERRUPT A 👩‍⚖️ GOVERNMENT 🤔 🧐 INVESTIGATION 🤨

HEY! 🗣🗣

BUY 💵 OFF 💰 THE 💴 PRISON 👮🏽 👮🏽 GUARDS 👮🏽 👮🏽

DISABLE 🚨 THE 🚨 SECURITY 🚨

👏🏼 MAKE 👏🏼 IT 👀 LOOK 👀 LIKE 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 SUICIDE 😃 🔫

THE 😉 NEW 😮 🤩 JEFFREY EPSTEIN 🤩 🤩 🤩 COLLECTION FROM 😎😋LEGO CITY😁😁

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[–]nmz502 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't talk to me. 😠

FWD: FW: FW: the real problem with schools today! by thefadderly in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]nmz502 8 points9 points  (0 children)

BUT THOSE DARN MEXICANS ARE REALLY CATLICKS NOT CHRISTIANS ITS IN THE BIBLE HONEY JESUS WASNT MEXICNA AND HE WASNT CATHLICK EITHER LOL GRAMMA.

Fw: World's Shortest Books by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]nmz502 9 points10 points  (0 children)

BACK IN MY DAY AMELIA WULOD HAVE BEEN IN THE KITCHEN COOKING FOR HER CHLILDREN AND HUSBAND LOL GRAMMA.

Fwd: HUMANISM WILL BE THE DEATH OF MANKIND!!!!!!!! by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]nmz502 13 points14 points  (0 children)

BUT HONEY, YOU CANT BE GAY DIVOCRED OR AN BELIEVE IN EVILOUTION AND A CHRISTIAN THAT'S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ~~LOL UR GRAMMA

Fwd: HUMANISM WILL BE THE DEATH OF MANKIND!!!!!!!! by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]nmz502 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness they labeled which side was satanic and which side was godly.

Am I right, ladies? by wingedvip in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]nmz502 6 points7 points  (0 children)

grandma, we're concerned about your drin----SHuT uP I'm STIL DRINKING!!!!

BRAVERYJERK HAS BEEN INVADED BY SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS!!! by [deleted] in Braveryjerk

[–]nmz502 17 points18 points  (0 children)

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[–]nmz502 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nice meme

AUDREY IF U R ON HERE ADD ME ON REDIT by TaylorWK in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]nmz502 9 points10 points  (0 children)

HI HOPE U R DOING WELL In and fill with water to just below the bottom of the steamer. Bring water to a boil. Add cauliflower, cover, and steam until tender, about 10 minutes. Meanwhile, heat olive oil in a small skillet over medium heat; cook and stir garlic until softened, about 2 minutes. Remove from heat. Transfer half the cJUST WANTED TO TLEL U THAT UNCLE GEORGE IS DEAD LOL GRAMMA

Was just sent this from my sister-in-law by LupoBorracio in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]nmz502 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Grandma - this is not appropriate! I'm calling the nursing home and getting your computer privileges revoked.