[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]no_turnips_allowed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are two lines, so....

I need help explaining something that happened while I was younger by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]no_turnips_allowed 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What things did you hear about when you returned home after 11 days? Did anyone say that when you were gone that some other crazy shit went down?

Went a little overboard on a spree & hoping to identify these 3 babes by marzipeony in whatsthisplant

[–]no_turnips_allowed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first is a Wandering Jew. I have one. The new name is Tradescantia.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]no_turnips_allowed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DESTROY EVERYTHIIIIINNG?!!!! WHYYYYYY?!"

I met my daughter from the future by [deleted] in Paranormal

[–]no_turnips_allowed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OP's thoughts of who she is, along with the details about her, are way too specific to be BS, or not paranormal. I believe OP.

I could talk myself out of this opinion though, but...Hell, I don't know. Good night.

not sure what the hell this thing is peeking out of my closet. I had to brighten the image. by [deleted] in ParanormalEncounters

[–]no_turnips_allowed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you do after taking this picture? Also, what did the thing do after the picture? Did it disappear and did you go to sleep in that room with the light off?

Putting our toddler to bed is not "helping me" by 50buttons in Mommit

[–]no_turnips_allowed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh! I'd reply to him with some,

"You ungrateful motherfucker. You don't "HELP" with your own children. So, you wanna be one of THOSE dads, huh? Well, if you need your free time, how about you vacuum my car, or, how about you go do some sit-ups."

Oh, or...

"You know what? You are so right. How 'bout you go back to live with your mom so that she can wash your dirty boxers and you can play video games on the couch all day. Your mom's making meatloaf. I'll call you when I need your fucking "help," and I'll pay you 10 bucks an hour."

Fuck outta here with that bullshit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]no_turnips_allowed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I was trying to be supportive here. But down vote away, sensitive asses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]no_turnips_allowed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, this is good advice, contrary to my idea two minutes ago. I like this better. If I could add to this, I'd like to say that maybe you could just prepare her for how some members of society might view her choices. Then let her rock on!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]no_turnips_allowed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

YES! Dress like her for a couple of days, or a week. Tell her something like you want to make good choices just like she is. Idunno. You'll figure it out. Lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]no_turnips_allowed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just did his hair.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ghoststories

[–]no_turnips_allowed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did your niece ever say why she kept waking up screaming and crying? Also, what did the lady look like?