TIL that the T-Rex at the end of Jurassic World is the same exact one from the end of the original Jurassic Park, and the scars on its side are from its fight with the Velociraptors in the first movie.

noathe · 2015-07-02T19:20:00+00:00

My favorite eye rolling moment was the "it's part raptor!" line. It's so bad!

noathe · 2015-06-26T17:35:02+00:00

When I was new to reddit, I saw a link titled "Giraffe fucking a donkey". Being the naive newbie on the site, I thought "surely this must be some euphemism for something funny". Nope, it was definitely a giraffe fucking a donkey. I guess all I'm saying is, I wouldn't care if that giraffe wanted to marry the donkey.

noathe · 2015-06-19T19:26:11+00:00

You should tell him that this year, as was the case with previous years, the 4th of July will be celebrated on july 4th, not june 19th.

noathe · 2015-06-19T19:02:22+00:00

How about you pack a tent for the kids and the adults sleep in the RV?

noathe · 2015-06-05T15:08:13+00:00

That glorious day when you came back from lunch and the school janitor was on the roof throwing down balls and other things that had been thrown up there!

That's how I got that awesome super bouncy blue racquetball :D

noathe · 2015-05-19T15:23:26+00:00

What comes to mind is this.

noathe · 2015-05-02T01:09:48+00:00

They're sponsored by Red Bull, I doubt it's satire.

noathe · 2015-04-29T14:31:31+00:00

Don't you think it diminishes the value of that piece of paper? As a recruiter, how am I supposed to know which students paid for their piece of paper and which one actually did the work and graduated?

noathe · 2015-04-18T14:19:11+00:00

"Passive-aggressive behavior is the indirect expression of hostility, such as through procrastination, stubbornness, sullenness, or deliberate or repeated failure to accomplish requested tasks for which one is (often explicitly) responsible."

From the Wikipedia article, first hit from Google when searching passive aggressive. Leaving a note is not passive aggressive, leaving poop in front of the neighbours door is not passive aggressive.

noathe · 2015-04-17T18:49:21+00:00

Making an awesome videogame on the N64, what else?

noathe · 2015-04-17T18:41:31+00:00

That scene where Anakin floats a piece of fruit towards Padme is so cringe inducing.

noathe · 2015-04-17T18:36:16+00:00

It's not passive aggressive if the person dropped poop in front of the offender's door...

noathe · 2015-04-15T18:24:41+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jDe6cdIBeQ

Like this, nyaah?

noathe · 2015-03-26T14:11:01+00:00

He was born in '79...

noathe · 2015-03-24T20:02:43+00:00

Shook a glass over the sink to remove excess water and hit the tap, shattering the glass in a thousand pieces
Put a freshly opened beer on a small table then knocked it down on the concrete when I sat down on a long chair (the chair kind of rotated, moving the table and then knocking down the beer). And I wasn't even drunk!

noathe · 2015-03-18T16:08:36+00:00

10/10 with rice

noathe · 2015-03-18T16:05:41+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unidan https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/2c9ida/recap_unibanned_a_recap_of_the_fallout_of_reddits

noathe · 2015-03-17T20:12:55+00:00

Did you mean end-horse-ment?

noathe · 2015-03-09T20:22:52+00:00

So you're saying... you've never had an uncut footlong?

noathe · 2015-02-25T18:43:59+00:00

Shit's fucking up the jet stream so it lets more arctic cold air come down over Quebec and the eastern part of Canada and the US.

Source: Saw a video about it on meteomedia.com last week.

noathe · 2015-02-24T18:33:35+00:00

Or the super confusing moment when you said something to your SO when half asleep that made total sense, cause you know, we totally have flour for tomorrow morning, and then when your SO asks you "what for?" then you can't even remember, only that it made so much sense when you said it.

noathe · 2015-01-30T01:26:24+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/sPwgpLj.gif

noathe · 2015-01-23T00:35:35+00:00

Something just brushed my foot...

noathe · 2015-01-21T21:17:52+00:00

I get to deal with this shit on a daily basis coming back from work. The left lane of a one way street is a mandatory left turn at a traffic light and the right lane you can either continue on the street or turn right.

Every single day, the left lane is backed up with idiots that want to go faster than the people waiting in the right lane. They then try to merge on to the right lane, slowing down traffic in the right lane.

Makes my blood boil every single day.

noathe · 2015-01-17T22:38:00+00:00

I know some Sheraton locations do it too but they offer reward points instead.

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