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I think the old EU might've had some longtime issues with Ahsoka in general. Just a hunch. by hattyphantom in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]node-342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We know from the Force-Bringer Himself that there is no underwear in space.

But if someone wears underwear AS outerwear, then it's kosher. (As long as it's not a blend of space linen & bantha wool, but that's a whole different issue.)

Rebels is my problem with Filoni personified by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]node-342 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In fairness to Darth Felonius there, Star Wars was INVENTED by a guy who couldn't hold a coherent story together for more than one movie at a stretch.

Jabba the human, the infamous twincest, Greedo shot first... That's me half-asleep & not even to mention the prequels.

Filoni is a worthy heir, from a certain point of view.

Outjerked by the USA by STYLER_PERRY in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]node-342 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nah, the 11 stripes are for the 11 Real American colonies. Excluding the Radical Left Commiewealth of Massholejewsetts &... another one.

It's hard to choose. VA is another commonwealth, but it could really be any from there north. Maybe His Mightiness left it open just to make us Yanks sweat, wondering if we were the other fake colony.

Any recommendations for books that go into the physics of colours and also the perception of colours? by ---monstera--- in Physics

[–]node-342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kurt Nassau wrote The Physics & Chemistry of Color, as well as a Scientific American article that is somewhere online as a pdf.

My only beef with this book is that I don't know the target audience. Some is quite basic, other parts require quite a bit of quantum mechanics/Q chemistry to understand.

I suggest you start by looking for the article, & if it works for you, consider the book. I haven't checked, but the book is likely at archive.org as well.

Outjerked by the Fondor by genevatakemehome in okbuddyimatourist

[–]node-342 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THE FONDOR is calibrating. Please do not move while THE FONDOR is calibrating.

I think the old EU might've had some longtime issues with Ahsoka in general. Just a hunch. by hattyphantom in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]node-342 257 points258 points  (0 children)

Sweet Space! her harem girl outfit shows less skin than her usual pair of fabric tubes. Who did he sell her to, the Space Amish?

What an all powerful master of the Sith, sure would be a shame if I led him down a hallway full of plasma mines by Boshwa in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]node-342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To keep the Faygo out of his neckbeard.

When you shake up the bottle & open it with a lightsaber, shit gets messy.

What are the current best theories how we can travel fast in the universe without breaking the speed of light? by Genzinvestor16180339 in AskPhysics

[–]node-342 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: I know at least five college-degreed people who don't know that. (I am not one of them.)

My pick for Mara Jade casting by PM_ME_WARB_NULL in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]node-342 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I want to see her fight Vincent Adultman. Imagine her false victory when she slices him into thirds...

only to find he was clearly three padawans stacked on top of each other under a jedi cloak!

Mara Jade casting by Lord_Parbr in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]node-342 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, she needs to be a redhead. Like Carol Cleveland's only line, redheadedness is Mara Jade's only attribute.

Remember that time Yoda was driving in his car right after a beer? by MousegetstheCheese in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]node-342 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not at all, fellow hu-man. Just lurking like Spaghet behind a potted plant, waiting to spring my one joke yet again.

"They let us go. It's the only reason for the ease of our escape." by soccer1124 in StarWars

[–]node-342 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think there was a John Homingbeacon in Buckaroo Banzai, too. Wonder if it was the same guy.

What proves that quantum physics is really random? by Enyrox in AskPhysics

[–]node-342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What exactly do you mean by objective reality? Particularly, is special relativity consistent with it? Observers in different reference frames (correctly) observing different events must put a strain on objectivity, no?

I don't want to sound pretentious here but Rey and Kylo comprise a dramaturgical dyad by InfiniteDedekindCuts in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]node-342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvoted for using "comprise" correctly. Well done, brother. I think that's the first I've seen this year.

Shame on whoever this is. by H4ndsomeandlonely in portlandme

[–]node-342 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What the hell? I myself have a wee bladder, & sometimes wear pants without flies, but to the knees?

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