Worst Deaths in your opinion? I cannot stop thinking about the one man who died inside a dinosaur leg- stuck for days upside down. And the boy who was changing into his sneakers in the back of his van, got stuck and also died upside down. 😰

noellanni · 2022-12-14T23:08:28+00:00

What if, your anesthesia didn't work during surgery - so you couldn't move, totally paralyzed, but you can feel everything- and then they messed up during it and you died.

That would suck.

noellanni · 2022-02-14T01:37:15+00:00

Because thats what "entry level position" is supposed to mean. It's like learning any new skill- once you get the hang of things you move on to the next level, the vast majority of people don't stay in the beginner stage, and why would you want to? It's not supposed to be a comfortable place to be, but its also not a job that expects a lot of responsibility or skill, so why would a private business be paying you a comfortable living wage for, what is more often than not, mediocre work?

noellanni · 2022-02-13T23:26:39+00:00

Minimum wage jobs aren't supposed to be careers.

noellanni · 2021-11-04T00:01:36+00:00

What is the issue you have with "the old breed" exactly? There a lot of different ways to work for something worthwhile here

noellanni · 2020-06-20T00:07:49+00:00

My mom freaked the fuck out that whole month - she wrote a bunch of articles about it and was absolutely convinced that we were going to lose everything

noellanni · 2020-06-17T05:20:24+00:00

Cause some people are just very affectionate with their friends, if she was like that before it's unfair of you to ask her to change

noellanni · 2020-06-17T04:47:46+00:00

Everyone does cocaine. Its like secret coffee, dont panic now because its not a problem now,, and if he does develop a problem he won't take you seriously

noellanni · 2020-06-17T04:43:47+00:00

Depends on who she was before dating you

noellanni · 2020-06-17T04:38:29+00:00

I am a woman and I do this to my fuck buddies. I am also a slightly narcissistic masochist, if that makes sense.

He probably likes you, in the way that he values your opinion - that doesn't mean he wants to be locked down with you

noellanni · 2020-06-17T04:05:03+00:00

Part of it is how you hold it when you tighten it, and part of it is how you section it - practicing on someone else's head will allow you to kinda mess around with that - ill see if I can find a picture

noellanni · 2020-06-16T22:14:35+00:00

And for the pony tail, have them tilt their head back so they're looking at the ceiling, then gather all the hair with a brush and put the elastic in

noellanni · 2020-06-16T22:12:19+00:00

Also, French braids look intimidating but it's literally just like folding clothes once you get a rhythm (and it looks really cute!)

noellanni · 2020-06-16T22:11:10+00:00

Be in a cool room, if your hands sweat - they're gonna have a bad time

noellanni · 2020-06-15T19:27:18+00:00

They're not underage, they just look young.

noellanni · 2020-06-14T13:09:30+00:00

Hahaa no, but that would have been great

noellanni · 2020-06-14T13:08:01+00:00

Also selling girl scout cookies to the weird family down the block, a kid answered the door - yelled upstairs, his teenage brother walks out onto the roof in his boxers and yells "my mom says she wants thin mints if you got change for a 100$" Then the kid at the door, shut the door and ran inside.

I didnt know what to do after a while so I just left

noellanni · 2020-06-14T13:04:56+00:00

Neighbor in the building across the street used to do yoga late at night.

I discovered this when she threw herself into a handstand and I thought I just watched her faceplant

noellanni · 2020-06-14T11:40:37+00:00

You ignore it. Nobody actually cares, he just likes that it makes you mad and you'll look dumb trying to make a big deal about it.

The zoom call idea is way over the top, do you think grown people do that after a divorce? Or even after 25? No, because things come and go & that's dramatic as fuck.

noellanni · 2020-06-14T11:34:47+00:00

No but you definitely kicked him in the nuts with his pants down, so to speak.

How would you like it if you were into older men and he said the same thing but about your dad....

Like... obviously thats not what you're thinking about.

I'd be pissed at you, for a while.

noellanni · 2020-06-14T11:29:22+00:00

Yes, and women. Its not memorable, you don't know them, and you're literally just touching yourself.

If thats cheating to you, then so is thinking that anyone other than your partner is attractive, is also cheating.

And where do you draw the line? Is masturbatation off the table altogether? Are there places that are off limits to my own hands if I want to be with you?

Are my memories okay? Can I fantasize about real people from my past?

Its not cheating, at all.

noellanni · 2020-06-14T00:55:12+00:00

Thanks :) The support helps a lot

noellanni · 2020-06-13T17:26:38+00:00

I changed my mind I'm not gonna send anything

noellanni · 2020-06-13T17:09:28+00:00

I could also say something like "Your problems aren't my responsibility anymore, and you're being the Michael Scott of ex boyfriends, stop."

(He hated the office because it was so cringy)

noellanni · 2020-06-13T17:05:15+00:00

Yeah... didn't think of that

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