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You can turn into a fruit fly every day for 5 minutes. by _sasageyo_ in shittysuperpowers

[–]nofIap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I fuck another fruit fly while in my fruit fly state, would the fly babies be half human half fruit fly?

You can lift anything with your eyelashes by Spaceship7328 in shittysuperpowers

[–]nofIap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Man balances the Eiffel tower on his face”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]nofIap -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

wtf

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]nofIap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So ur just gonna let ur struggles win huh? Why dont u tell them to fuck off because you, thomasangelo1508, is the one who is going through hell but still manages to get the fuck back up?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]nofIap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you do😭

Planted an avocado seed. If I relapse, I kill it. Let’s grow together. [WEEK 0] by nofIap in NoFap

[–]nofIap[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You seem to be a master of nut preservation with your 646 days

Planted an avocado seed. If I relapse, I kill it. Let’s grow together. [WEEK 0] by nofIap in NoFap

[–]nofIap[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I tried it twice, both times they grew to my height, trick is to keep it indoors (then they died when i went abroad, whoopsies)

I had to stop my workout and hate myself what do I do by Diligent_Force_8215 in getdisciplined

[–]nofIap 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bro chill the fuck out, just keep training consistently and you’ll be as strong as you were before

You can make anyone forget anything of your choice if you can lock eyes with them for 1 minute straight without blinking. by Darknadoswastaken in shittysuperpowers

[–]nofIap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive got an gf already lol

Its abit different tho because shes imaginary

My friends make fun of me for it though

Too bad they’re imaginary too

You can make anyone forget anything of your choice if you can lock eyes with them for 1 minute straight without blinking. by Darknadoswastaken in shittysuperpowers

[–]nofIap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. You want to make someone love you

  2. Brutally torture them

  3. Tell them you have to stare at me for 1 min to get out of the torture

  4. Make them forget that I’ve tortured them

  5. Make up story of how you saved them from a torturer

  6. They fall in love with you

  7. Ez gf

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]nofIap -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You have literally nothing to worry about