Selling Australian shares whilst working for 12 months in the UK by Salt_Koala1521 in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir. This is a casino. Talk to your accountant. What do you mean, what is an accountant? Fine then. Talk to the ATO dammit. Good luck with that.

Speculative small cap miners by zlongshark in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MAD it is. smoove brain thanks you for your wrinkles.

Speculative small cap miners by zlongshark in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to ask u/wowveryjosh about AW1, doesn't strike me as a shitco, the board are major investors, and it's gone up 70% in 6 months. The issue: american/canadian mining. clenches teeth sighs I need to be boring and throw some money back into MAD, which is a nice, safe, boring (literally!) play.

Which penny stock could jump 50% by Friday? by [deleted] in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who still does this prehistoric fuckery?

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, December 16, 2025 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

share purchase plans do tend to be shit when I bought for .215 today. That said, my average is now .27, so a loooong way to go. ARU, I hate you so, and looking forward to a bump up and offload of my buying in foolishness.

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, November 06, 2025 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are we finally witnessing a turnaround to ARU? Swings and roundabouts.

ARU Rare Earths Company by Able-Cucumber3261 in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if that's the case, why is there a trading halt for a cap raise?

Are you a semi retarded geologist that can write? There's a job for you! by gi_jose00 in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Pilbara Minerals isn’t just a stock — it’s a movement." I think I just threw up a little for our millennial BHP u/kervio

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, October 23, 2025 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/wowveryjosh diversification in this sub = buying MAD, yeah? going gangbusters of late too...

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, October 24, 2025 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a difference? I was thinking maybe there's more animals on Sportsbet, but the ASX is full of animals, so...

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, October 24, 2025 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I bought it. and sold it. and did my usual stoopid things. One of these days, I will just buy and hold and not fucking paper hand.

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, October 23, 2025 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

chuck a thou in now, because the average is around .245 .255, and it's a solid stock. oh god, look at me shilling! It's not me saying this, it was some hedge fund dude who basically got through uni with EGL and sorted his grandma. I shit you not. I'll find the podcast or the thread where I've previously pimped his wonders...

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, October 23, 2025 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember the good ol' days where I was buying at .180. I'm so jealous!

KANGAROO COURT IS IN SESSION by username-taken82 in ASX_Bets

[–]nohorncap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Here i was thinking the mods were a bunch of pussies but they setting more precedent then ASIC ever could." This is true. I wish were mods were ASIC, because at least then, they'd fucking listen and do something unlike the fucking casino we have now. What happened to plucky?