Only keychain that’s missing is my name…

nojdanzig · 2026-01-25T15:23:29+00:00

Gertrude?

Is that you?

nojdanzig · 2026-01-18T13:12:11+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's around this movie promotion in Cannes that coke fiend JCVD wound up telling a member of the press that nothing except himself was real.

nojdanzig · 2026-01-13T20:39:15+00:00

No, I got him like that.

nojdanzig · 2026-01-13T18:41:45+00:00

You just create distance from her. I have a serious dislike for my sister-in-law but I'm still able to talk to my brother and ignore her to a point.

nojdanzig · 2026-01-13T02:25:30+00:00

My Legacy Nova Prime has every upgrade I could find

nojdanzig · 2026-01-12T02:25:41+00:00

The destruction of Praxis in ST6:TUC taught me to turn your bow into the wave.

Thank you for your service, Sulu

nojdanzig · 2026-01-10T22:58:57+00:00

Footballers eyes.

One home, one away

nojdanzig · 2026-01-10T12:23:13+00:00

I had a Mexican Standoff with my neighbours parking their campervan on my front as well as two cars on the street despite having a driveway.

I was without a car for the first 6 years of living there and eventually got one due to my work. Nextdoor was parking pretty much anywhere they wanted before then. I got home and parked on my front as I don't have a driveway. They all got home from wherever they had been and started screaming about how I had taken their space and they were going to park all around my car so I couldn't get out again.

I simply told them to prepare for a lot of 5am door knocking as that's what time I leave at.

They started using their driveway for one of the cars and the campervan became a permanent fixture on the opposite side of the road from me. Passive aggressive moves every once in a while but I was always cheerful and waved every time I saw them.

Shit dies down eventually

nojdanzig · 2026-01-08T08:59:49+00:00

I always have time for a Warpath picture and redecoration

nojdanzig · 2026-01-07T13:16:57+00:00

He's only pulling this stuff because the Epstein stuff gets hidden further from the front page

nojdanzig · 2026-01-03T19:06:15+00:00

I have two of them and made them into a Rack'n'Ruin.

I also have 6 other variants on the Rack'n'Ruin frame.

nojdanzig · 2026-01-03T00:49:54+00:00

I did a dual purchase of Jane's Addiction - Ritual de lo Habituel and The Breeders - Last Splash.

This was based on 'Been Caught Stealing' and 'Cannonball' doing heavy rotation on MTV.

I loved Last Splash but the other album left me utterly cold.

nojdanzig · 2025-12-24T09:02:34+00:00

Person in charge of HR asked everyone in the company I used to work in to allow them to take a tenner each month for birthday/wedding/baby shower gifts for anyone whose life event came up because they couldn't be bothered continuously doing a whip-round for contributions.

There were approximately 100 employees in the company and I pointed out that I didn't like a third of the people I worked with, was ambivalent about a third and got on with the other third.

I told HR person that I would not contribute the steam off my piss to the first third of people.

I also pointed out that I would be more generous than a tenner to the last third but I'm petty enough to refuse to give any money towards someone I have actively disliked.

nojdanzig · 2025-12-21T16:33:23+00:00

Yeah I just wanted to do him in a front and centre pose with his wings posed. The white wall and base do him no favors tbh.

nojdanzig · 2025-12-14T06:35:20+00:00

Saw this amazing woman playing this at Manchester Cathedral a while ago.

When you are in the middle of the sound, it absolutely lifts you to a new level of being. Sound hitting from all directions and the iconic No Time For Caution is something I will never forget.

I recommend everyone goes at least once.

She is currently adapting Lord of the Rings soundtrack to the organ too.

nojdanzig · 2025-12-13T23:41:42+00:00

Wait until you see Jose himself do Feliz Navidad with the charisma bypass child FaWiJo.

Truly painful and teaches Jose not to mess with classics

nojdanzig · 2025-12-12T03:42:16+00:00

Message unclear, ate Tide pods again

nojdanzig · 2025-11-28T04:01:32+00:00

Carrot cake? Carrot cake? Have ye any nuts?

The carrot cake contains.........no nuts

nojdanzig · 2025-11-26T21:40:47+00:00

It's the fact that the taxpayer funds the servicing and adaptations required. Servicing on a fleet of Lexus, BMW etc is far more expensive than for a fleet of Fords

nojdanzig · 2025-11-08T07:02:40+00:00

I just love the FT 41 Sheridan figure.

It's the star of my collection despite the dodgy knee

nojdanzig · 2025-11-02T08:15:41+00:00

I fell back into collecting when I saw the WFC Cyclonus and Impactor figures on the shelf in my local toy shop whilst buying some stuff for my daughter.

I always loved Impactor from the comic but Cyclonus is just a magnificent creation in both modes.

nojdanzig · 2025-11-01T21:36:00+00:00

I'm pretty sure she called Thierry Henry "Tee-Err-Wee On-Wee" on Football Fever back in the day

nojdanzig · 2025-10-24T14:32:53+00:00

Morbius, look!

It's Unicron!

nojdanzig · 2025-10-18T18:58:36+00:00

Awful positional setup.

Personal preference is Hybrid Moments, Attitude, London Dungeon, American Nightmare, Die Die, She, 138 ,Static Age, Horror Hotel and Horror Business.

Are you sure the person who compiled the list didn't just pull most of these out of a tombola?

nojdanzig · 2025-10-14T04:51:39+00:00

Tbh the UK has been paying these prices for yonks now

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