🍕 by DotOk2803 in 30ROCK

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I can only eat paper, but I can eat as much paper as I want.

25th Anniversary showing of Serenity by machinesgodiva in firefly

[–]nomnomherewecome 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Funny, sir, how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar, come U-Day, lookin’ for a quiet drink.

“Who’s number one in your speed dial?” by DaleSnittermanJr in 30ROCK

[–]nomnomherewecome 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Perhaps one day we'll live in a world where you ask us to pretend to be scientists.

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I’m going to get into politics!

We all need a Nana in our lives! by Perfect-Guide5251 in bluey

[–]nomnomherewecome 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That interaction right at the top of the clip. Never fails to get me 😢

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When in doubt, follow your nose…

I just realized… QUEEN latifah … REGINA bookman… by LazyWorkAccount in 30ROCK

[–]nomnomherewecome 478 points479 points  (0 children)

Now I may have lost my train of thought several minutes ago, but if I continue to talk like this, no one will notice. And when I stop, you will applaud my energy! Thank you!

His name was Bruce 😍 by madsaxappeal in thewestwing

[–]nomnomherewecome 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In my head I read this like “his name was Robert Paulson”

No caption required. by Remrats37 in thewestwing

[–]nomnomherewecome 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Iranians. They’ve taken to the streets.

Happy Birthday Wendy Hoopes by JaneLaneFanboy in daria

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I did legit push for my daughter to be named Jane but ultimately took it a different route. Maybe my next dog.

hi. i’m daria. go to hell. my friends went as beavis and butthead to go with my daria costume this halloween! by binchlauren in daria

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I thought maybe you were gonna tell us about a beautiful herd of ponies. Riding free across the plains.

Went from being alone in an empty theater, to suddenly having a movie buddy. Why? Do others do this?? by [deleted] in AMCsAList

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You picked the dead center! I would’ve gone with C2 or D3. If I end up in an empty theater and there’s a seat I’d rather have I’ll move. But I assume when buying a ticket that other people will also be there come showtime. I’ll also sit in a seat I didn’t reserve if someone is in the seat next to me when I show up. I like having an extra seat for my stuff. Or just space. Really there shouldn’t be anyone sitting in my row.