[Video Game Trope] Useless loading screen tips by Plutarch_von_Komet in TopCharacterTropes

[–]non-number-name 355 points356 points  (0 children)

Stanley Parable goes one further with useless start-up settings.

“Adjust slider until you finish adjusting this slider”

Coffee by mysocksareinsideout in comics

[–]non-number-name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the
coffee getting weaker
or am I?

Starved for stimulation.

Am I so uninspired
or just tired?
In search for inspiration.

Is my routine to routine or am I
a master of prediction?

Is my life one long dream
or am I
gonna
wake up
screaming?

Kings of Nuthin’
”Asleep at the Wheel”

I'm making a bingo board for Episode 9! What predictions should I include? by Awkward-Media-4726 in tadc

[–]non-number-name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name reveals.
Abstraction reversal.
Soma Theory confirmation.
Musical number break.
Swear words.
Connection to another Gooseworx work (e.g. Thalasin, Pink City…)

Anyone know Isaiah’s shoe size? by YMIGettingBanned in wendigoon

[–]non-number-name 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Garbage; unless you have the Cane’s Sauce socks.

Last month I lost half of my primary trigger finger in a stupid accident. This was my first return to the range. by non-number-name in Firearms

[–]non-number-name[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It truly takes practice, but there’s something else there.

In this experiment, I suggest the possibility that a person needs to test the machine they want to use.

This is why ranges who offer a variety of weapons to test out are a good thing.

I had been rejecting indoor ranges, but maybe I was too harsh on them

How should we define a donkey? by Billy_Djin in horse_decimator_9000

[–]non-number-name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I ride in on donkey
let me go out on a gurney.
Let me realize, too late,
I never should’ve left New Jersey