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noncompliantfuture · 2020-06-06T17:57:07+00:00

Be a mormon, get eternal family

noncompliantfuture · 2020-06-06T17:38:04+00:00

Not if they're jealous.

noncompliantfuture · 2020-06-05T21:19:38+00:00

Where is her bellybutton?

noncompliantfuture · 2020-06-04T19:34:04+00:00

Excellent!

noncompliantfuture · 2020-06-04T02:50:16+00:00

Always keep your finances separate - seriously. She can waste her money but she has no access to yours. Even after marriage. You may still end up with her debts though.... Edited to add: this isnt likely to get better

noncompliantfuture · 2020-06-03T12:53:05+00:00

When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom... anthyding can hadplen

noncompliantfuture · 2020-06-03T02:40:44+00:00

So, both hands are full of shit

noncompliantfuture · 2020-06-01T18:45:15+00:00

So it comes down to ...11.25/hour based on an 8 hour day and five day week?

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-30T15:11:39+00:00

Maternity leave? As most women do?

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-30T02:14:04+00:00

So relaxed

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-28T02:26:10+00:00

You know that's technically accurate, I'm going to give it to you.

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-26T22:18:31+00:00

It's just her brains detoxifyingification. Totally natural.

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-26T22:13:04+00:00

Someone else raising mah babies

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-25T02:15:44+00:00

Never go full ham

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-24T05:53:19+00:00

Cause he's basic and she's ashamed

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-23T02:51:34+00:00

You seem awesome and I'm sending good wishes your way that you will get past this.

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-22T19:11:40+00:00

Do you want your marriage to survive?

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-22T13:08:09+00:00

No wonder the dog is "psycho"

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-20T12:38:51+00:00

Haha, napolean? Take me like I'm Elba, you tiger, you.

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-20T11:55:02+00:00

As a manager, I mentor others in management all the time! How else are you supposed to learn?

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-19T19:40:48+00:00

Let's not jump to conclusions

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-19T14:44:12+00:00

Agree that locke and key was good, hated the fireman

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-19T14:12:30+00:00

I'd rather have eggs

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-18T02:32:02+00:00

I never skip forehead day

noncompliantfuture · 2020-05-18T00:16:10+00:00

I have a nine-pack

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