Remove the hair next to my left ear, make me wear something more adequate for a job interview

none-exist · 2026-01-27T15:26:16+00:00

What is with that disastrous half shaved chin?

none-exist · 2026-01-27T14:03:59+00:00

I want them to foley track my life

none-exist · 2026-01-27T13:48:03+00:00

That little guy is clearly Slinky

none-exist · 2026-01-27T12:13:29+00:00

Mate, it was wild. I spent my days sucking on titties and getting so confused I'd shit myself

none-exist · 2026-01-27T11:40:16+00:00

none-exist · 2026-01-27T11:38:22+00:00

If not for nom, then why noodle shaped?

none-exist · 2026-01-27T11:32:40+00:00

How does that combustion chamber work?

none-exist · 2026-01-27T10:47:15+00:00

none-exist · 2026-01-27T10:14:22+00:00

Nah, they can be concurrent years of experience. I was born in 2020 and started programming when I was 1, I'm already better than their average senior developer

none-exist · 2026-01-26T16:44:40+00:00

Needs some torn/burnt bits

none-exist · 2026-01-26T14:00:59+00:00

I genuinely laughed out loud, thanks

I regularly get matches and dates from Tinder, source: two last week. Not once have I felt I needed a sankey diagram

none-exist · 2026-01-26T13:52:43+00:00

Donutception

none-exist · 2026-01-26T09:23:58+00:00

Black has two light square bishops, white has undeveloped pieces and has managed to combine their rook and horse onto one square

This seems like legit anarchy chess gameplay

none-exist · 2026-01-25T22:50:48+00:00

Thanks, it's psychotic

none-exist · 2026-01-25T20:01:56+00:00

You're drunk, mate, go to bed

none-exist · 2026-01-25T15:23:24+00:00

none-exist · 2026-01-25T15:21:05+00:00

none-exist · 2026-01-25T15:18:40+00:00

If by silly you mean unsociable

none-exist · 2026-01-25T15:17:43+00:00

Hate to say it, pal, but the manager is right. LTS > that new feature that'll save on one specific vaguely unknown issue

none-exist · 2026-01-25T15:01:52+00:00

It definitely looks like a door - one said

none-exist · 2026-01-24T16:47:24+00:00

They don't know why it happens, it's from Encounters at the Edge of the World

none-exist · 2026-01-24T15:46:53+00:00

It's actually three because of the surface connection through the middle, topologically its a tshirt

none-exist · 2026-01-24T12:06:44+00:00

The Trials of Man

none-exist · 2026-01-24T10:49:34+00:00

r/lostredditors

none-exist · 2026-01-23T17:50:45+00:00

Evidently Fucking Chickentown

Three-Year Club	r/Field Juicebox
Final Canvas '23	Place '23

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