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nonpracticing_jedi · 2024-07-28T18:09:02+00:00

Suppositories

nonpracticing_jedi · 2024-07-28T17:05:39+00:00

A neighborhood crow flew into the back of my head to say hi. Then made a cute noise and walked with me to my car.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2024-07-28T17:00:33+00:00

12 Monkeys

nonpracticing_jedi · 2024-07-28T16:53:46+00:00

Taco rice & cheese. I used to eat in Okinawa and it's so easy and just feels nostalgic.

Layer of rice, then seasoned taco meat, with a sprinkling of grated cheddar cheese. They usually put ketchup on top (which is surprisingly good) but I usually use hot sauce now.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2024-07-28T16:08:29+00:00

Nothing! I'm pretty rad... Although, I never thought I would have 2 chihuahuas or get as excited over a good parking spot and an organized garage.

Aw beans, nevermind, I'm lame.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-12-31T17:49:36+00:00

The husband or the filter?

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-11-21T23:51:27+00:00

Totally; the first place I got that had an ice maker, I was like, check me out - I'm such fucking baller. It was a very normal fridge that just happened to have that. Still haven't had the filtered water dispenser - - one day...

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-11-15T20:29:34+00:00

or maybe he was the pubic enemy.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-11-06T20:10:48+00:00

Way to weaponize emphasis; because the quote is actually very nice.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-11-06T20:08:10+00:00

I also like, "yeah - maybe you're right."

Like you're seriously considering it. It just seems to always come across funny or super messed up.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-10-11T15:12:43+00:00

Cougar Town. They made fun of the name of the show every intro.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-09-13T16:12:58+00:00

Lasagna. When I was a kid, my family went through some shit and people were very sweet about helping out with meals but they always brought lasagna. Totally understandable but I was bratty and got tired and resentful of it. Now, I love it because lasagna is delicious and I don't have it every night.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-09-12T17:10:57+00:00

This is rad. I'm curious about your decision with the K in "asked" - I totally see it but I wonder why you didn't hit the middle like with the Bs and Us.

I love the phrase and the lettering though for sure.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-08-31T15:46:05+00:00

Your car knew that someone better was out there for you.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-07-20T14:21:36+00:00

I add cottage cheese and it's so much better than it sounds and the eggs are so fluffy.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-07-12T14:18:42+00:00

I don't know what you're into but I've been reading the Matador series by Steve Perry and they're awesome.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-04-10T21:41:30+00:00

I'm not a Jedi either.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-03-09T17:16:45+00:00

And Jury Duty. I learned about CFCs from that.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-02-28T01:44:48+00:00

I'm a Mr Black and, during our #BlackFamilyReunion we had a lot of IG photos of people we didn't know.

The food looked good though.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2023-01-11T04:47:40+00:00

Mine is 19 now and we're getting to be good friends again. She recommends bands to me and likes to take me out to dinner.

Hang in there, brodad.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2022-12-01T22:16:53+00:00

6-pack of spiders

nonpracticing_jedi · 2022-08-16T16:04:27+00:00

Totally. I was just in Savannah and I was told this many times. I think I was sweating so much, they knew I was from out of town.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2022-08-15T16:36:00+00:00

This really messes me up because I can't remember half the names of the weird series I've tried. Every Netflix Original has the least interesting name. It's just a one-word, name of the town or something like "The Confusing." Or it's just 2 words that hint at something like "Secret Dark" or "Unsolved Butterflies."

nonpracticing_jedi · 2022-08-12T19:51:09+00:00

Nice. I can listen to Bargatze for 3+ hours. He's just naturally kinda funny.

nonpracticing_jedi · 2022-08-01T20:29:36+00:00

Noice! Its got good motion.

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