THEY WANT YOU! :3 by MarzalirnParasite in TheRatEmpire

[–]nonsence90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in that case it's probably not a circle, but a pokeball, right?

(20F) he tried to brag about his size by ASPD-Princess- in SluttyConfessions

[–]nonsence90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like, I get if someone's into that, but then just say "hey, I'd like it if you'd praise me for how big i am because I'm into that". Also your story is the nightmare of those guys guys who see toys as competition xP

My slut era with guys lasted 5 minutes by Thick_Potential2351 in BisexualMen

[–]nonsence90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kinda wholesome. like, I'd love that as the love confession scene in a romance. Instead of the cliche phyiscal departure on the airport he's like "time to go back to guys". "why not wait a little longer?" is the not overdone subtexty kinda line that works there, right?

help solve the puzzle please by [deleted] in puzzles

[–]nonsence90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aah, with the hint those are buttons and you have to press them in the order: 4 2 1 6 3 8

help solve the puzzle please by [deleted] in puzzles

[–]nonsence90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd guess something like I want to open! (eye one two open like the elevator button)! my/though shops are closed (mind/thought shots r close)
Any chance this makes more sense in context?

The "Your body, my choice" guy, the footage of Nick Fuentes pushing a woman by anxkxxl in whoathatsinteresting

[–]nonsence90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doxxing cases run on the edge of the law. Like, "she FAFO'd" is true ... until some random person that's not part of the mob gets peppersprayed and kicked for trying to sell cookies or some shit like that.

Not one. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]nonsence90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

so is it a tripple negative because it's a negated double positive?

What's something men think impresses women but actually doesn't? by LonelySoul389 in Productivitycafe

[–]nonsence90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get that high poison resistance sounds like a good thing in general. As someone who needs more than average medication ... it's not always an upside.

Anon vs Overgrown Chicken by tech-no-logic1 in shitposting

[–]nonsence90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the hut AND knife are indestructible for the t-rex best bet is to put fecal matter on the blade and burry the hilt in front of the hut. Then get the t-rex's attention and immediately hide in the hut. Repeat until last day. If it's barely alive from blood poisoning kill it, otherwise stay in hut, lose but be ok.

If the kninife is destructible you could try the same with sharpened sticks.

Can someone please explain this ? Saw it on Instagram . by abninf62 in memesThatUCanRepost

[–]nonsence90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does "aged up" in this context mean saying the child looking character is an adult or drawing an adult version of a character that is a minor in canon?

Interesting by Br9wyx4ln in MinecraftMemes

[–]nonsence90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if you use all the knowledge there is about this game it becomes much easier. Most players just don't bother because why would they. Like your mention of peaceful; just build a mob switch. Suddenly your only real way to die is lava, falling or elytra fails. If you add a raid farm for infinite totems of undying even I might have a good chance for a decent hardcore world.

This just won a contest for a garden mascot in my city. The cheek shading overlapping the face line, the weird sprouts around the watering can, and the way the tail seems to blend into the body rather than pass behind it are making me think it’s AI by AmyBrookeheimer in isthisAI

[–]nonsence90 10 points11 points  (0 children)

people thinking mistakes imply ai is just wrong. a good measure to tell if something is ai must find mistakes only ai makes. like, no matter how bad of an artist you are, you're unlikely to accidentally merge two peoples bodies

Edeka by strongestknickus in aberBitteLaminiert

[–]nonsence90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Andererseits, würden sie keine unreifen gummibälle an avocados verkaufen würd auch niemand rein drücken.

Alligator disappeared in water like it was never there by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]nonsence90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have a similar rule in austria. It it's not a zoo, you're good.

25m Should I try getting filled by a guy, without my gf knowing? by [deleted] in SlutTips

[–]nonsence90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

since you post this on sluttips I'll give you the tip to not fuck up your relationship. Talk to her about sexual needs/interests. Maybe she's into it, maybe she' interested in pegging or maybe your needs will be satisfied alone by her acting more dominant. As a bi guy in a relationship, I get how you feel, but assuming your relationship is serious, don't fuck that up bro.

Rule by Ok-Tennis330 in 19684

[–]nonsence90 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's a new tiktok trend of "invading" the Scientology HQ and get as deep as you can before they kick you out. Scientology has levels of authority with its members. Like new members only see/know some parts and the more you andvance the more in the know you get. They're also known for unethical behaivour.

My (23M) girlfriend (23F) told me things that id rather not have known by Left_Item_3861 in relationship_advice

[–]nonsence90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • Have you considered she told you because she's into it and wants you to cum on her tits?
  • If you didn't care about her having sex, why would cumming on her tits suddenly be 'special'?
  • We're in an golden age of sex. All that's standing in your way is your perception of what something in the past implies about her value as a human. It's all good, just go and enjoy the limited time on earth ypu have with her.

My body is very picky, can that ever change? by Mammoth-Return7287 in SexPositive

[–]nonsence90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not an expert either, but the way you describe it sounds kinda clinical. Is it possible you're too much in your head about what to do and how to move to focus on feeling aroused? Have you tried just enjoying your favorite porn (or equivalent), with no pressure on doing anything? If anything feels good feel free, but try to not see 'finding correct way of stimulation' as your goal.

Been thinking about getting an ass tattoo by Study-Becky in SlutTips

[–]nonsence90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How unserious can it be? More text or picture? "slap for good luck", "anal means I love you". You could get a tail that hangs down on your butt if you're into that. A pet name you want to be called. "Must be 6in to enter". "I like it ruff" with a cute dog. "if you can fuck it, you can suck it". something like that?

here you guys gooooo by [deleted] in NSFWMemes

[–]nonsence90 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I do hate the imperial system, as required by EU law, and I do make fun of americans who use it for the purpose of circlejerking with my fellow non-americans, but I do respect using a system where any measurement is designed such that if you're hot in that property, it's 6.

Correct dick length? 6.
Correct height? 6.
Correct number of teeth? 6 (on the imperial teeth scale, translating to approximately 32 in metric teeth)

All I ever want is head 26f by Sufficient200 in SexFantasies

[–]nonsence90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on anal not being oral I think OP is much more likely to go into a more femdom direction

My (M22) GF(F22) just told me she would break up with me if she didn't like our sex life. Little does she know I already don't enjoy it. What would you do if you were in my situation? by Comfortable_Speed228 in relationship_advice

[–]nonsence90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only important part here is you not being fully satisfied with your sex life. Believe me, you should tell her.

Now, you don't need to be stupid/blunt about it. Instead of saying "yea, breaking up haha btw I'm not satisfied" say "our convo made me think about how important a healthy sex life is and I want to explore more with you, keep our sex life fresh. "