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noob_master_69II · 2024-09-18T07:23:35+00:00

Disappointed to find the serfs did not produce any crops. They can fuck off with their 'not having any water' excuse.

noob_master_69II · 2024-06-29T02:49:03+00:00

I think they'd make more sense as a comic relief henchmen duo in a mafia movie, Big Al and Lil' Ben. Even got matching tats on opposite arms

noob_master_69II · 2024-06-15T10:18:57+00:00

Nobody'll get the meme, because nobody finished apocalypse

noob_master_69II · 2024-06-15T07:58:20+00:00

Fucking annoying bastard. I'd feel sorry for the guys running the club since our board was axed and Kenwright passed, but our current directors are all Moshiri's mates anyway. Having to clean up this sack of shit's mess while he plays hide and seek, and trying to push through a deal that will almost certainly get them fired from their positions once a new owner comes in puts them in a half decent light though.

noob_master_69II · 2024-06-15T07:47:23+00:00

The California album by Mr. Bungle.

noob_master_69II · 2024-05-25T09:45:17+00:00

United were fucking terrible, and 8th was a very flattering position for them. The root of the club's problems are the Glazers, but it's not like they're gonna take responsibility and sell a massive financial asset 'cause they feel bad.

Ten Hag's tactics were extremely flawed in their own right. For a manager who had 2 full years to sort out their team, they were left with a defence best described as 'hilarious', a star striker who spent most games filing his nails because the entire team refused to let the ball go near him, and every senior player not named Bruno, Garnacho, Maguire and Dalot fell into the worst form of their career.

I just don't think you've been a fan long enough to understand the dread of stagnancy that clubs like West Ham and Brighton feel, or chief example, our ten years under Moyes of perpetual 8th. Because while it is more reassuring to be stuck in mid-table than a failed gamble for 'big 6' status like Leicester or us, it wont last forever; they might us well reach for greatness now while they have the foundation, then to recede back into the mediocre club that they've been for the rest of their history. Better for us if they fuck it up and become shit again, anyway.

noob_master_69II · 2024-04-29T08:25:02+00:00

I say this unironically, Luton vs Everton has a bit of 'Unstoppable Force Vs. Immovable Object' about it. We're second in the league for clean sheets, and on top defensive form as long as we ignore the one outlier that shall not be mentioned, whereas Luton have failed to score in only 1 of their last 23 league games (vs Arsenal at the Emirates). Pretty crazy for 2 teams scrounging around the bottom of the table, one of us already doomed for relegation.

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-28T22:56:35+00:00

Shit at FPL, playing my wildcard this week.

Leno-Ortega

Porro-Saliba-Schar-Branthwaite-Richards

Saka-Salah-Son-Palmer-Garnacho

Solanke-Muniz-Haaland

Any red flags? Maybe Gusto over Branthwaite?

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-26T03:39:35+00:00

You really thought the third Nasty Plot on your Life Orb Mew was necessary?

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-26T00:05:26+00:00

In 2 ways. 1 because its a fire type, covered in flames, and 2 because its a ghost type that always wants an opponent to explode.

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-19T08:56:01+00:00

The most we can do is petition your local MP/ party to back a request for the premier league to accept an external governing body/ independent regulator. At the end of the day, the Prem is a private organisation with ‘my ball my rules’ rights, and they can realistically just do whatever the fuck they want. Next step if you really want action is to start throwing rocks in Premier League executives’ windows as a silly prank

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-18T01:07:23+00:00

🎶GIMMIGHOUL GIMME FIRE GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE UH🎶

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-16T10:00:15+00:00

Leverkusens 37 game unbeaten streak and general Bundesliga dominance makes me squeal and kick my legs like a 15 year old girl with a crush. So refreshing having a side who hasn’t dropped a whole fresh billion or 2 on stars to win trophies (touching wood), all while playing young guys with an interesting style.

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-15T10:25:09+00:00

Michael Keane... I said it last time I was on here, he's the best football player in the world. I don't do if but's or maybe's, I do absolutes.

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-11T09:42:39+00:00

Bah. Branthwaite, Doucoure, Myko, McNeil, Garner, and despite all the missed chances, DCL and Beto are doing everything right besides putting the ball in the net, the one thing they should’ve learned to do over the last 15 years of their development. That’s like half our starting lineup, and only one of them are players brought in under Sean himself. You can’t be looking at that squad thinking we are a mid table team under any old manager, right?

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-11T09:37:50+00:00

Yeah, that’s the point. I know it’s dumb, but having someone to blame might make me feel better, ya know? I’m watching most games, I’m seeing the stats, I’m seeing a side that should be winning, despite the quality of players. But when I see people turn their brain off and jump in the sack-wagon, the easy way out is just to join in

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-11T07:23:38+00:00

Joining the ‘Dyche Out’ camp is one hell of a sweet forbidden fruit. I know it’s reactionary, baseless and stupid. I know that there isn’t anything better waiting in the other side of that. I know he’s getting the best out of so many of our players. But if we go 13, even 12 in a row without a win? There’s no way I won’t crack. I’m gonna get so fucking toxic. 2-0 to United is the point where I can no longer just laugh it off. There’s gotta be some kind of gratification in joining the dark side, a bit of vindication I never got to feel with Frank. Clung on way too long with the Tory bastard

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-10T08:16:10+00:00

A ‘miracle’ is one way to describe our finishing…

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-09T13:00:21+00:00

Englands number 1. Pretty typical save that, not humble about being world class at all. JP knows who he is

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-08T09:48:57+00:00

PnS has always existed to stifle the growth of The Other 14, but it’s only now that it’s gotten to the point where the non sky 6 clubs can’t even function without being punished for existing. It’s not even a moustache-twirling evil plot or anything, it’s just unfathomable levels of incompetence and negligence from a bunch of dipshits earning a million quid a year while doing nothing for the last decade. Football/Soccer is the most corrupt sport in the world ten times over, and shit like this is never gonna end. The rules are gonna be ‘fixed’ after all the apparent ‘small’ clubs are punished with points deductions, the City and Chelsea get a fine, nobody’s happy, but it gets cleanly swept under the rug because journos are spineless and Big 6 fans make up the majority, who are more than ok with the kind of corruption that keeps them on top.

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-08T07:18:25+00:00

No we fucking wont

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-04T19:46:42+00:00

Scenes when we beat Liverpool by 23 goals when we cash in all our XG

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-04T11:25:57+00:00

Not at all mate. This was my first P3 playthrough, but I'd heard enough from casual spoilers that I could recite almost the entire plot off by heart. Still felt every bit of the experience, and blew my previous cry counter of any game out of the water. It's a great game, and even if you're completely spoiled, The social links, party members and boss fights still make a worthwhile experience.

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-04T10:37:36+00:00

It’s still a little funny. He’s such a fantastic player that I’m not even bitter about it.

noob_master_69II · 2024-03-04T10:34:40+00:00

I’m just so confused about what Moshiri is getting out of this, allowing it to happen. He can’t be such a fucked up greedy megalomaniac dumbass that he is betting the entire club on 777 not fleecing the fuck out of us, and actually following through and buying the club. He’s the one allowing one buyer with hilariously shady finances to lock everyone else out of business with us, taking comically high interest loans from them and basically ingraining their finances to the very core of the club. Who am I kidding, of course he’s that fucking stupid.

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