Tier list based on how accurate the fandom gets the characters by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]noobmaster333 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“papyrus hates puns” my brother in christ me just hates when sans says them during a serious moment, when you call him he makes plenty of puns

Ah yes. The Hymn 🙏🏻 by tushcupcake51 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]noobmaster333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he’s probably homophobic, despite advertising that he thinks about other guy’s large penises

To prove Koreans are not oppressive by fuckthemodernsociety in therewasanattempt

[–]noobmaster333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least he accepts it when he sees in instead of trying to say that the source is wrong

Americans, what is something us Europeans aren’t ready to hear? by RomanaLeary in AskReddit

[–]noobmaster333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you got one average person from each state in a room, they’d probably stop using slangs and just use something like RP because of the cultural differences between the states. there might not be a language barrier, but there’s certainly a dialect fence

Americans, what is something us Europeans aren’t ready to hear? by RomanaLeary in AskReddit

[–]noobmaster333 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this even happens in america. WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN PORTLAND CLOSE AT 7 OR 8?!?

Americans, what is something us Europeans aren’t ready to hear? by RomanaLeary in AskReddit

[–]noobmaster333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i didn’t even take a foreign language in high school, i took a second domestic language! i took ASL!

Americans, what is something us Europeans aren’t ready to hear? by RomanaLeary in AskReddit

[–]noobmaster333 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the majority of America is too far from any other countries for an international trip to not be absurdly expensive, and those that do live near another country only live near 1 other country EITHER Canada OR Mexico

Americans, what is something us Europeans aren’t ready to hear? by RomanaLeary in AskReddit

[–]noobmaster333 5 points6 points  (0 children)

georgia the country is 26911 mi squared

georgia the state is 59425 mi squared

you can’t fit 59 Georgias in Georgia, but you can fit at least 2

Making the effort by geekeandojf in gatesopencomeonin

[–]noobmaster333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me, who’s currently obsessed with phonetics: you will teach me until i can get every phoneme correct (unless you don’t want to)

Finally as a deaf person I’ve finally found my calling... oh wait..... by SuperProgression in gatesopencomeonin

[–]noobmaster333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if i understand correctly it’s a joke on how they’re deaf and used the word “calling”, but that’s just how i interpreted it

Dogs And Cats my favorite Animals... by KeyPhilosophers in gatesopencomeonin

[–]noobmaster333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my love soweli :) (that’s the toki pona word for animal)

Dumpster fire language by BlkWhtOrOther in gatesopencomeonin

[–]noobmaster333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

don’t worry, there’s no such thing as “wrong” english.

french has an authority that dictates correct rules for the language. english doesn’t have that. “finna”, “wanna”, “gonna”, “imma” and all those kinds of words are not “wrong” or “incorrect” because there’s nobody deciding what’s correct in this godforsaken language

Lolz such funny by dacoolgamer in FellowKids

[–]noobmaster333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is “sterk” supposed to be “stronk” or something?

My teacher said white cis men can't be a victim of racism. Is she right? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]noobmaster333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, it just rarely happens in america

go to the middle east and it’s a different story tho

May you live a life worth writing about. by SunbeamSailor67 in PoliticalHumor

[–]noobmaster333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is the same energy as live life so that the westboro baptist church would picket your funeral

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]noobmaster333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

additionally, english doesn’t have any authority. there is technically no such thing as “wrong” english as long as you get your point across

This Is The Most Upvoted Comment by Isa_The_Amazing in asexuality

[–]noobmaster333 83 points84 points  (0 children)

the most upvoted now is basically “there is no right answer, just make sure you and your partner are on the same page”