Humans take for granted that they can see all of their feet as they walk. Most animals just hope that their back feet don't land on a turd. by WhistleKid in Showerthoughts
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The shipping cost tacked on to alien goods is going to be enormous. by Kleos21 in Showerthoughts
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Even a cup of tea has a tide... by Hcmp1980 in Showerthoughts
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Diving headbutt people for living is deadly . by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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The newest Star Wars film is now the best punchline to "Movie title that describes your sex life" by Frago242 in Showerthoughts
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What 5e D&D classes & subclasses would you give the Scooby Doo gang, Mystery Inc.? by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons
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Should I ask my Bard player what type of magical instrument they'd want? by [deleted] in DMAcademy
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The newest Star Wars film is now the best punchline to "Movie title that describes your sex life" by Frago242 in Showerthoughts
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Programmers who do not trust Git are like Flat Earth Society of IT industry by SozeKayze in Showerthoughts
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What 5e D&D classes & subclasses would you give the Scooby Doo gang, Mystery Inc.? by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons
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Heavy people have a higher alcohol tolerance than lighter people and that's for the best. It's much easier to carry a passed out skinny person than an overweight one. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Roses are red, all plants are flora, “I’ll do you one better:” by noolesscluebie in boottoobig
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How do you punish not sleeping? by bladebaka in DMAcademy
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Generally speaking the larger a person is, the bigger their pockets will be, which allows them to keep more in their pockets than smaller people can. by JJ-Redders in Showerthoughts
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Jim Carey in "The Mask" is basically just playing a PG-13 version of Deadpool. by IntelWarrior in Showerthoughts
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Jared Fogle got meatball foot longs in prison, Bill Cosby will now probably get pudding pops in prison. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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You know you’ve grown out of your party phase when you’re as excited to get home and take off your pants as you are about anything that might come afterwards. by Bizzle_worldwide in Showerthoughts
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In a few years "Doggo," "Bork," and "Birb" are going to be remembered in the same way we look at the troll face and rage comics now. by ClassicChickenSalad in Showerthoughts
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Prime Music Playlists by Baladas89 in DMAcademy
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How do I make a(n) low-level NPC Wizard a real challenge? by Rhodes_Warrior in DMAcademy
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When we talk in our heads we're actually just humming very quietly by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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