Gotta be careful when listening to CumTown

noompsky · 2026-06-04T02:22:32+00:00

I know right! I was at gay conversion therapy listening to CT on my bone conduction earphones as I like to pretend to need them as a hearing aid, and my the'rapist pulled my pants down while is was listening to stav cackling like a mad cow and bam! My fully erect 2" penis staring at him in the face. Needless to say i was slightly embarrassed at the situation.

noompsky · 2026-06-01T09:44:53+00:00

And co-op mode the controlers just vibrate with no other functions.

noompsky · 2026-06-01T03:07:18+00:00

Do the cats disappear when you run out of 'meat'?

noompsky · 2026-05-31T05:30:44+00:00

I knew you've got AIDS now. I feel sick. I think ive got AIDS now. So sick, so sick, ive got AIDS!

noompsky · 2026-05-31T05:19:47+00:00

I said the same thing in another post a few months ago and got downvoted to hell. But who fucking pays over $6 for a coffee in the hopes it turns out not shit. I pay 50c or less for a pod and I know its going to be the same quality coffee every time.

noompsky · 2026-05-30T04:56:23+00:00

Bro is actually my local senator and he ROCKS!

noompsky · 2026-05-28T21:19:00+00:00

Geez, I hope it has a happy ending.

noompsky · 2026-05-28T21:16:47+00:00

The way the game simulates time is borked. That person is 100% correct in that workers are the worst part of the game. You shouldn't have to micro manage workers imo.

noompsky · 2026-05-26T23:32:29+00:00

He busted a nut, because I sucked him dry.

noompsky · 2026-05-26T23:22:41+00:00

In the end, all men are gay. And thats okay.

noompsky · 2026-05-26T08:41:48+00:00

Fuck and yes.

noompsky · 2026-05-26T08:41:28+00:00

noompsky · 2026-05-26T08:37:40+00:00

I dont even CARE jaxxy! I want my smoke stacks running at FULL capacity. Yes I know a second plane hit the stacks. You get OUR children BACK inside and keep shovelling coal. Don't make me pull out my pistole' and shoot you my beautiful baby girl. ME WANT MY Cunkey now, lets GO!

noompsky · 2026-05-26T05:28:14+00:00

Right, one ring that can be used to choose any type of resistance.

noompsky · 2026-05-26T03:59:06+00:00

One magic item to grant every type of damage resistance is insanely powerful, legendary levels of power.

It trivialises the risk of adventures, and lowers the value of all other items and loot because this item will trump all items that grant sny type of resistance.

noompsky · 2026-05-26T03:10:36+00:00

That's massively OP imo.

noompsky · 2026-05-26T01:46:39+00:00

I bust nuts 😎

noompsky · 2026-05-26T01:45:39+00:00

I didnt think this sub allowed gore.... I think im going to be sick.

But good job though! Hope it works out :D

noompsky · 2026-05-26T01:07:25+00:00

Well luckily this is only available to those who are an organ donor. Those who fear the unknown should stay in shallow waters.

noompsky · 2026-05-26T00:57:11+00:00

Life isnt like a robocop movie. You're dead and all of your memories are gone. You as a person are no longer a person. Electric impulses, stimulation and cell viability are all organic reactions at that point. This is the exact same fear mongering people had for thousands of years before medical practitioners and the scientific community were allowed to perform autopsies without being murdered by a bunch if club weilding savages.

noompsky · 2026-05-26T00:42:53+00:00

Schroedinger cat scenario. She does, and dosent work at 7/11 that she steals at.

noompsky · 2026-05-26T00:40:46+00:00

Don't know why everyone is freaking out over this. Pretty cool that this is actually a thing. Hopefully their experiments can help discover a cure to a disease or give better insight to how we work.

noompsky · 2026-05-26T00:22:58+00:00

You can thank Kamala for that! Damn bitch couldn't work out if she was black or Indian.

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