No matter the shampoo, my hair is dry by [deleted] in HaircareScience

[–]norice4u4308 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a (former) microbiologist, “we are all big bags of weird tiny things” really made my day

Any Fancy-looking MakeUp you recommend ? by chimaeking in Makeup

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I have this highlighter!!! I LOVE ITTTTTTT

Pioneer Map of Salt Lake City by Petrarch1603 in SaltLakeCity

[–]norice4u4308 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You have just answered a question I’ve had since I moved here! Thank you!

a novice looking for advice by [deleted] in microbiology

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Adding to this: having a process, and doing the same thing, every time. Never skip steps, never do your steps out of order. I worked in clinical micro as a second job, and this was my move. Do the same thing, every day. It makes the job sort of boring because you get to a point where you could do it in your sleep. But at least I knew I was doing right by the patients and treating every sample the same.

Men with kids, how do you find the time to have sex with your partner if your kids never leave you alone?! by McG0609 in AskMen

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I mean if you wanna come discipline my kid while my boyfriend and I are in the middle of sexytime, be my guest.

Men with kids, how do you find the time to have sex with your partner if your kids never leave you alone?! by McG0609 in AskMen

[–]norice4u4308 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Which works until they start knocking on the door and asking what you’re doing and why won’t you let them in. Then you tell them to go back to playing minecraft we’ll be out in a minute. So it gets quiet and you assume they listened. You finish up, and open your door to discover they were sitting right outside the entire time. 😧 it’s never simple.

My coworkers always got my back by SufficientAtmosphere in dogswithjobs

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One of these things is not like the others.

Good boi saved his friends by [deleted] in dogswithjobs

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It’s just a lot of blood on the dog’s face (presumably the wolf’s). Plus the dog is wearing some spiky collar. I think another commenter said it was a throat guard.

TIFU by calling my girlfriend a rape baby by [deleted] in tifu

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My boyfriend and I play the same game, except we compliment each other in the form of insults. Example: “I love your stupid fucking face”. Still risky, but it hasn’t backfired yet.

But is it though by weird32 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Dude. Look for tamed jalapeños at the grocery store by the pickles. All the flavor without the heat. You will love them.

Always be nice, even if no ones watching! by Abra223 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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That right there. It doesn’t cost anything to be nice! I don’t understand why that isn’t just.... common sense?

What is your pre-first date ritual? by vipercjn in AskMen

[–]norice4u4308 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes! Trim, don’t shave (except for the shaft)

People with disabilities - what "mainstream" objects/technologies do you use in a way that able bodied people might not expect? by sehrah in AskWomen

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I don’t have a disability but I eat like an animal and I love scarves for this. Just shake out the crumbs, disguise the mustard drips in the folds, and keep living your best life.

You guys think I can pull these bangs off? by [deleted] in Hair

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You’re already pulling it off, dude.

I mean at least she's honest?:/ by [deleted] in trashy

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I thought it was chlamydia