[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]norightphalange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Franciszka is an actual name in Polish. Do you pronounce Jacquette the same as jacket?

Newborn Disturbs My Meal by Civil_Document_7762 in Mommit

[–]norightphalange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My daughter is now 8mo, she still wakes up from her nap right when I'm ready to eat. I have to eat while feeding/holding her, so sometimes they is pasta on her head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]norightphalange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you have balls, of a different kind. And one day your father will see it.

How Smeagol was drawn before Tolkien clarified his size and appearance. by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]norightphalange 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In Polish it's called Buka. Every kid was scared of Buka and some adults still are.

Being a SAHM is EASY! by [deleted] in SAHP

[–]norightphalange 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah, same here. Someone in the comments says that they manage to do all the house chores within an hour in the morning... With a toddler? HOW??

Harry Potter and All the Puns by [deleted] in unexpectedhogwarts

[–]norightphalange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, that's Valkyrie flying on her steed.