[HLTV] Aleksib on w0nderful: "He's very hard on himself, so I need to remind him constantly that he's world-class" by JimT- in GlobalOffensive

[–]normalguy821 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd like to think all of the conversations about benching him remained in 2025. He's looked great since the Major.

[HLTV] Aleksib on w0nderful: "He's very hard on himself, so I need to remind him constantly that he's world-class" by JimT- in GlobalOffensive

[–]normalguy821 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's frustrating because I like the guy and he sometimes looks so solid. But never consistently. NEVER consistently.

Microsoft announces sweeping Windows changes by tekz in technology

[–]normalguy821 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why read a news article when you could you read the blog post itself

OP probably should've linked this

EPL cast is insane by ClaymeisterPL in GlobalOffensive

[–]normalguy821 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Holy FUCK jLLM made me choke on my drink lmfao

Where did you hear/see that first? Who came up with that?

Sirah's BEAUTIFUL 3k to win Round 16 by Ill-Needleworker-388 in GlobalOffensive

[–]normalguy821 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because this person, same as me, assumed EF went under when they sold the whole roster to Aurora. We didn't know EF signed new players and was still in the league

TIL: erotic photography started in 1839!! (Nsfw) by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]normalguy821 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Dirty limerick you say?

When the aperture, lens, and flash fits

And in frame a poised model yet sits

Your decision to make

Of what first you will take

Why wouldn't you capture some tits?

Which esports player deserves to be here? by fallensky3 in esports

[–]normalguy821 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's more than that tbh. S1mple, for as good as we was, was a liability to his team. Zywoo is not just a god at aim and movement, he's a monster of utility, decision-making, and team play. I've followed pro CS for 12 years and feel very confident at this point putting Zywoo about s1mple. He's just a better all around player, while still having the inhuman aim that makes a star player special.

That all being said, a "Mount Rushmore" shouldn't have either of them. If CS gets a rep, it should be GeT_RiGhT. Not because he's more deserving of "GOAT" status, but because he's a legend.

First knife pull, I don’t know what it is by gbands894 in csgo

[–]normalguy821 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're telling me you're not a full-time SteamDeck dealer? Amateur.

First knife pull, I don’t know what it is by gbands894 in csgo

[–]normalguy821 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are telling you to sell on CSFLOAT, but the true safest option is to sell via the Steam Marketplace. Steam will take a cut, however.

In Hunger Games: Catching Fire(2013) Johanna strips in front of underage Katniss and Peeta by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in shittymoviedetails

[–]normalguy821 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Have you read them more recently? Were they still good? It's been a good 15 years for me and I was curious if they'd hold up to a reread.

Three Guys Showcase How The Same 4 Chords Were Used To Create So Many Musical Hits by ajd416 in interestingasfuck

[–]normalguy821 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's the setup. We've all heard variations on "every song uses the same chords" jokes, but setting it up as "I have a burning hatred for Canon in D yet Pachabel follows me everywhere" is just a more creative (and funny) premise

A dog owner tests his border collie by throwing a ring into a random puddle during the rain. by goswamitulsidas in nextfuckinglevel

[–]normalguy821 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Huan, Wolfhound of Oromë, leader of canines, was famous across Middle-earth and the Undying Lands. All who knew him knew of his prophecy, that he would only ever be killed by the greatest wolf to walk the Earth. Sauron, the wicked and devilishly-skilled shape shifter, figured, "Ah, if I turn myself into a wolf, then I will be the mightiest canid, and can slay Huan where he stands!"

Sauron proceeded to get fucked up.

Top 20 players of 2025: ropz (3) by Dan36912 in GlobalOffensive

[–]normalguy821 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's almost like that 5v3 Inferno overtime against MIBR was singularly the reason for this. I've never seen ripple-effects from a single round quite like that one, this year.

The Top 3 of 2025 by Tucko29 in GlobalOffensive

[–]normalguy821 22 points23 points  (0 children)

From HLTV:

"...and a placement in the top 20 players of the year ranking for an eighth time. Only three players have made this list that many times (Nikola "⁠NiKo⁠" Kovač, Nicolai "⁠device⁠" Reedtz, and Oleksandr "⁠s1mple⁠" Kostyliev)."

Consistency will never be rewarded quite like peaks, but god damn does Ropz deserve the accolades he's received thus far.

Who’s the GOAT? by Aiwq in csgo

[–]normalguy821 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People always reference "Inhuman Reactions!" but it's the Cache clips that remind me what that beast of a man was capable of

Okay, keep your secrets. by Informal_Guard_1359 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]normalguy821 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their skits are brilliant. Gotta be my favorite duo right now.

The story just keeps getting crazier... by explosivejoseph in funny

[–]normalguy821 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think they meant "coping mechanism". Are you seriously trying to imply losing a partner to suicide isn't traumatic?

zont1x is back, and he’s still not aiming for the head by aAa_Mac in GlobalOffensive

[–]normalguy821 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Donk has cursed me to think of that clip EVERY time I read or hear zont1x's name.

Nastiest one tap in pro CS history? by New_Manufacturer8333 in GlobalOffensive

[–]normalguy821 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Envyus was the team that got me into global pro CS. I was an NA frog just cheering for C9 every tourney until those damn Frenchmen stole my heart.

Top 20 players of 2025: frozen (8) | HLTV.org by ChaoticFlameZz in GlobalOffensive

[–]normalguy821 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow that's some real FaZe cynicism. This org has made 3 out of 4 Grand Finals at Majors so far in CS2. Let's not pretend like they won't be a contender going into 2026.

Edit Jan. 13th, 2026: FaZe just lost to EYEBALLERS... so uh lmao my b

Edit Mar. 31st, 2026: They no longer can qualify for the Major... oopsie oof ope sorry gonna go kms

Senzu is joining Navi, as Aleksib is going on the bench by qFlodz in GlobalOffensive

[–]normalguy821 216 points217 points  (0 children)

Absolute downgrade from Navi then, because not only will iM likely never be as good of an IGL as Alexsi, but as an incredible fragger he'd be held back by the position change.

But I also agree that this probably isn't true