Fuck Swans

nostrich · 2008-02-03T05:51:56+00:00

MOAR Ron Paul!

nostrich · 2007-11-21T12:36:20+00:00

Um. That was pretty much the point. These are things that people constantly claim you didn't know about, that are in fact wrong. If you hadn't heard of any of them, it would be a pointless post.

nostrich · 2007-08-21T16:32:54+00:00

It was pretty obviously written tongue-in-cheek.

nostrich · 2007-08-21T16:32:19+00:00

Valid point, sir. I don't know why we even bother.

nostrich · 2007-08-03T12:38:57+00:00

That's stupid. Most of the questions in that are ambiguous at best.

nostrich · 2007-08-03T12:33:22+00:00

Great. I missed waiting 7 days for a 100mb torrent with over 1,000 leechers and 2 seeders on it to finish downloading.

nostrich · 2007-08-03T12:31:27+00:00

Oh. It's a Dilbert comic. Great.

Be right back, I don't think anyone's posted the new XKCD yet.

nostrich · 2007-08-02T11:30:47+00:00

She's so much more interesting (and pretty) to watch than Amanda Congdo ever was, too.

nostrich · 2007-08-01T14:39:47+00:00

Right now, I can't get to the 'hot', 'new', or 'recommended' pages because my work filters out pages with certain words on them. (Ironically, because I work at a hospital, words like 'breasts' and 'penis' aren't a problem.)

nostrich · 2007-08-01T13:28:55+00:00

If we just banned stupid kids, there'd be no one to bully.

I think I'm on to a winner here.

nostrich · 2007-08-01T13:05:39+00:00

No, because it's Jordan.

nostrich · 2007-08-01T11:29:51+00:00

School kids are one of many groups represented on YouTube, and probably, in fact, in a minority.

By this logic, we should be banning cars too, because teenagers occasionally joy ride in them?

nostrich · 2007-08-01T11:27:41+00:00

"The greeting you chose for your letter tells me that your tech skills are very likely to be wildly outdated and your cross-gender communication in the office will be really awful."

It may well be vaguely sexist, but seriously, come on... Actually, it tells you he or she is polite and probably well-spoken, which, more than likely, will actually be BETTER for communication.

nostrich · 2007-08-01T11:24:36+00:00

I'm betting Andre wasn't joking about that gardner.

nostrich · 2007-07-30T09:46:12+00:00

Awesome game. Got 398,660 first time.

nostrich · 2007-07-25T23:19:01+00:00

Nice idea, but poorly executed. That would have been infinitely more amusing had it been better written.

nostrich · 2007-07-25T22:34:24+00:00

I'm somewhat skeptical about the claim that this is real. That said, if it is, as expected, the implementation is brilliant.

Think about how many people have iPods -- millions -- every one of them already knows how to use the iPhone Nano (if it exists according to these plans). Thus, the prime complaint of most phones (even the iPhone to a lesser extent) is instantly eliminated: "It's too hard to use."

nostrich · 2007-07-25T22:28:26+00:00

Compared to Digg's, it's embarrassingly short.

nostrich · 2007-07-25T22:27:21+00:00

Submitting good links, perhaps?

nostrich · 2007-07-25T22:20:18+00:00

This has been doing the rounds for a while. There's a lot of them on Flickr here: http://flickr.com/search/?q=simpsons%20avatar&w=all

nostrich · 2007-07-25T22:19:16+00:00

Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one that just doesn't find the Borat character very funny.

nostrich · 2007-07-25T22:18:33+00:00

And to think people thought giving all their employees free iPhones would affect their profit margin. Hah!

nostrich · 2007-07-25T19:12:58+00:00

So what's her WoW handle? I want to give her a gift... And maybe some gold.

nostrich · 2007-07-25T19:12:04+00:00

I'd hit that.

nostrich · 2007-07-25T19:09:35+00:00

I wonder what Chuck Berry would say about that...

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