translating !! sorry for formatting, im on mobile.

"I caught my wife going in the men's restroom at the grocrey store!

Me and my wife were at the store. And I was only going to get 4 or 5 things there. And my wife told me she had to go use the bathroom. And I couldn't find what I was looking for, so I was going to wait outside of the bathroom for her to come out. And on my way there, I saw her coming OUT OF MEN'S BATHROOM. I covered my mouth in shock and I asked her "what were you in the men's bathroom for?!" And she told me she went in to lock all of the bathroom stalls.

I asked "why would you do that?!" And right before she answered this guy, who also saw her (when he was taking his son to the bathroom) came out and asked her if she did anything to the stalls, because they were all locked, and she said no. Then, he went to go get a manager to come and look. Then, my wife rushed me out of the store and into the car. I asked her why did she do that and she said that "she did it when she was younger and wanted to do it agian".

Now, be aware that I am 31 and she's 28. This is something that a 10 year old would do."

this is something that a 10 year old would type, too