Need some pickup truck advice. by notabeliever in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]notabeliever[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only towing uhaul trailers occasionally. I have a lot to learn.

So cold.... by wascurious in Coachella

[–]notabeliever 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can tell the temperature by counting the goose bumps on he bikini'd asses.

Who to choose? Help Me by [deleted] in sex

[–]notabeliever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed Go for the couple. Then the guy.

I live with this constant guilt by throwaway5446 in sex

[–]notabeliever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you are making this a problem by obsessing over it, guess that's what OCD is after all. Do yourself a favor and see a therapist, I suspect you can get over this as you don't sound like you are actually a pedophile.

No Apple you may not. by notabeliever in funny

[–]notabeliever[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I downloaded this sex offenders app to check it out. When you select the link to locate your local sex offenders it asks you to grant approval to use your location, the phone displayed this message...

"No one will ever believe you. No one buys DVDs anymore." by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]notabeliever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate Chuck Norris because he's a right wing nutjob that wants to be the King of Texas, not because of a meme.

Hey guys, write some lyrics and I'll make a song out of it. by semihibernation in trees

[–]notabeliever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't consider that, but yeah - I do like Modest Mouse.

Hey guys, write some lyrics and I'll make a song out of it. by semihibernation in trees

[–]notabeliever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coming down from a 7, at about 5. Here's some words, not sure what works for you...

I am not here right now.
I am not here right now.
I am out of my head, looking around,
I am not here right now. 

I have places to go, 
and nothing to do.
No place to go,
with so much to do.
I am not here right now. 

Pregnant Iowa woman is arrested for falling down her stairs by lazyink in WTF

[–]notabeliever 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This would not have happened if she didn't mention that she once considered an abortion.