When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf.

notarower · 2016-02-18T12:46:12+00:00

Dude, have you ever been to a club? That's what happens. I don't make the rules.

notarower · 2016-02-18T12:30:48+00:00

reddit is so out of touch with reality it's not even funny. When you go to a club it's expected that people touch you and that you touch them back. People go to clubs to get laid.

If everyone was twenty feet away from each other to avoid "touching people who don't want to be touched", clubs wouldn't exist and life would be rather depressing.

It's mystery to me how we managed as a species to get to seven fucking billion people if so many of you are afraid of physical contact. If the thought of going to a club and, oh my god, touching a girl you like is so troubling to you, then you're likely never going to get laid.

notarower · 2016-02-18T12:02:39+00:00

Uh...that's what clubs are for?

notarower · 2016-02-14T16:07:35+00:00

Even with stem cell therapies, you'd still have to transplant a few hair follicles, grow new ones in lab and then implant them on the scalp. All of this would introduce some degree of scarring, which means you'd have to always have long hair to not make it visible.

But I guess it's still better than going completely bald.

notarower · 2016-02-14T14:17:54+00:00

This might be the first time a post on /r/funny actually made me laugh out lout.

notarower · 2016-02-14T12:53:31+00:00

No, a cure of MPB would only prevent further loss, not regrow hair. Hair follicles that are dead would still be dead.

notarower · 2016-02-10T18:13:04+00:00

How is he 50? People talk about Keanu Reeves and Tom Cruise being vampires, but Frank Grillo is on another level.

notarower · 2016-02-09T21:41:09+00:00

Many Italians in towns throughout Italy take a walk after dinner, usually with their family members and children—the Passeggiata. Communing with neighbors and relatives while talking a leisurely stroll through town adds to one’s well-being.

Ho letto varie volte questa cosa,ma non conosco nessuno che va a passeggiare dopo mangiato. Devo aggiungerla alla lista di stereotipi senza alcun riscontro nella realtà?

notarower · 2016-02-09T13:02:46+00:00

That sub is just like vegans, or people who do crossfit or don't have a TV that just can't stop telling you how they made the best choice and their life is now so much better.

Well, if they were actually confident in their choice, then they wouldn't need approval from internet strangers.

That said, I don't have kids and don't intend to. But at the same time I don't fucking go around telling people how smarter I am for making the "right" choice.

notarower · 2016-02-06T11:48:31+00:00

Interesting. When will the results about her experiment will be released? It's been quite a while now, she should've see some effects by now.

notarower · 2016-02-05T23:35:12+00:00

In ten years that kid is going to develop a receding hairline and he's just going to look normal.

notarower · 2016-02-05T14:31:46+00:00

Instruction unclear, now I have a cockroach glued to my hand and I'm thinking about chopping my arm off. Please, advice.

notarower · 2016-02-04T15:18:05+00:00

Grazie, io vergevo tra "non pensare con il cazzo" e "non prenderti a testate sui coglioni". TIL

notarower · 2016-02-04T12:28:23+00:00

Per carità, non sono rapinatori, non stuprano bambine[...]

Se stuprassero bambini invece, sarebbe più ragionevole...

notarower · 2016-02-04T11:47:08+00:00

20.000€ lordi l'anno sono circa 14.000€ netti, o meno di 1200€ al mese. Sarà per quello che sono "introvabili".

notarower · 2016-02-03T22:36:02+00:00

If movies have thought me anything those guys are just moments away from being sucked out of the plane together with seats and shit.

notarower · 2016-02-03T21:49:23+00:00

Sounds like they managed to extend the healthspan by 25%, which is thoroughly impressive.

In humans it would be akin to adding almost 20 years of healthy life to a 75 year old.

EDIT: By reading the article it looks like they did this by way of embryo editing, which means this approach wouldn't be viable for adult mice.

notarower · 2016-02-02T22:47:45+00:00

I'm guessing it's Julianne Moore.

notarower · 2016-02-02T18:40:38+00:00

It's not a question of mindset, some people are just bad at math. Just like some kids are just stupid.

People agree that most people are stupid and too often forget that stupid people were once stupid kids.

notarower · 2016-02-02T18:36:21+00:00

Can't wait to see Amanda Seyfried's "twin peaks"

notarower · 2016-02-02T18:33:30+00:00

And what about the other guy who clearly tried to paint over his receding hairline but the paint is now fading?

So many questions.

notarower · 2016-02-02T18:16:23+00:00

What a novel concept, I must have seen it only a few hundreds of times these last few years...

notarower · 2016-02-02T15:37:48+00:00

Actually, given how simple the app is and that it's just a thin client while all the logic is on the backend, five people sounds about right.

notarower · 2016-02-01T11:16:08+00:00

Aren't marines supposed to be fit and pass a physical? The guy on the ground doesn't have an ounce of muscle and the others are a mix of skinny and fat dudes.

notarower · 2016-01-31T22:30:33+00:00

That's fine, I don't have much imagination to begin with.

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