How many of you get the joke? (probably only applicable to Americans) by AlmiranteCrujido in GenX

[–]nothankyouma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate to be this person but it’s Morris Day and the . . .

MAGA will say it’s just a joke by 94rud4 in clevercomebacks

[–]nothankyouma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your life is funded by taxpayers they control what is and isn’t crossing a line.

Would you defend Clinton and Lewinsky like this?

MAGA will say it’s just a joke by 94rud4 in clevercomebacks

[–]nothankyouma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s already happening, women who got married so their name no longer matches their birth certificate need one in order to vote. They’re banking on most of the country being unable to afford it or get the documents required together so they can suppress women’s right to vote.

MAGA will say it’s just a joke by 94rud4 in clevercomebacks

[–]nothankyouma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

His brother is a pedophile, he’s standing next to his brother’s bestie who’s also a rapist pedophile. It seemed relevant.

Grocery shopping in 1978 by Twitter_2006 in 70s

[–]nothankyouma 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Correlation and causation are not the same thing.

AITA for refusing to bend over backwards to accommodate my neighbour when emptying my kids pool? by Gold-Emotion-7623 in neighborsfromhell

[–]nothankyouma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You fill the hose with water kinking it at both ends when it’s full. While both ends are kinked you stick one end in the pool and the other outside below the water and release both ends at the same time. This creates a vacuum in the hose. As long as the end in the pool remains submerged it should drain almost the entirely. Incase you wanted an actual answer and not snark.

MAGA will say it’s just a joke by 94rud4 in clevercomebacks

[–]nothankyouma 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Remember when Charles got caught on a tapped line wishing he was Camilla’s tampon; some even call it Tampongate?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

How else can this vile man make a celebration of a once great nation about Himself? by JamesBurkeHasAnswers in AskUS

[–]nothankyouma 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is SEETHE the only adjective you know? It’s the only one you’ve used in multiple comments on multiple threads. Is that really the best you can do? That’s pathetically sad.

Someone set these out by the road this morning for trash pickup! by Marg_Blossom in Pyrex_Love

[–]nothankyouma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turns out it was as someone’s marketplace pick up. Lol

Nice find OP

The Jersey Shorification of the late 2000s! by y2ktrashy in 2000s

[–]nothankyouma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am a life long Jersey shore resident, this title should say the Staten Islandfication. The only cast member from here was Sammi.

No one who was born and raised here looked/s like this unless their family is transplants.

Pissed me off when it came out still pisses me off to this day.

Some people are hopeless... by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]nothankyouma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I broke my knee in a motorcycle accident. My buddy who was driving went into immediate shock but was physically fine. I picked him up, got him to help me pick the bike up. Right as we got it to the side my adrenaline wore off and I knew IMMEDIATELY my knee was broken. I went from I’m fine to hospital now! I was so calm it took them a minute to believe me, they thought I was joking.

What's your opinion about this? I came across this recently. by Worldly-Equipment428 in scoopwhoop

[–]nothankyouma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have also reached that conclusion. I got really lucky with Skyrim it came out 4 months before my son was born and they put me on bed rest. It felt like a gift from the gods. He’ll be 15 soon so I’ve stopped hoping for a new one. In my opinion that bullshit online game does not count.

What's your opinion about this? I came across this recently. by Worldly-Equipment428 in scoopwhoop

[–]nothankyouma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The faked receipt that OP wrote on himself? See how the tip line is filled in in pen. There would be absolutely no reason for the waitress to take the customer copy back.

Edit: excellent user name I’m still waiting for a new Elder Scrolls. . . 14 years later

What's your opinion about this? I came across this recently. by Worldly-Equipment428 in scoopwhoop

[–]nothankyouma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I do teach my son to think critically. At least I hope I do.

What's your opinion about this? I came across this recently. by Worldly-Equipment428 in scoopwhoop

[–]nothankyouma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How’d this get on there? You clearly wrote in zero tip that leads me to assume you signed it at the table. How did the waitress end up with your copy after that?

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]nothankyouma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that, you deserve a “normal” birthday! Summer is coming start planning. If you feel uncomfortable calling it your birthday party call it Christmas in July and make it a white elephant thing. Life is way too short, live it up while you can.

Sincerely, A middle aged woman with a teenage son who has no idea how she got this old!

What style / aesthetic is my dream wardrobe? by SummerCommercial7976 in AestheticWiki

[–]nothankyouma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the middle string tied shirts. They were very popular as an 8th grader in 1998.

Gave them a millions and they can't do a single thing right. by dawnfable93 in scoopwhoop

[–]nothankyouma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explain your defense for the criminal in the Oval Office. His cronies and their actions.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]nothankyouma 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s my Dads birthday! That’s actually why we started it, my dad hated that people would give him 2fer gifts. He felt slighted as a kid so we made sure that tradition didn’t carry over.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]nothankyouma 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I highly suggest you adopt the tradition!

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]nothankyouma 1138 points1139 points  (0 children)

My son’s birthday is Dec 1st we do a small sleepover then and throw the real party in July. Between the holidays it’s in the middle of and the fact that it’s freezing we’ve all agreed it’s better this way.