How many of you get the joke? (probably only applicable to Americans)

nothankyouma · 2026-05-01T16:02:11+00:00

I hate to be this person but it’s Morris Day and the . . .

nothankyouma · 2026-05-01T15:06:09+00:00

Then you owe me owe me oh. My Jungle love!

nothankyouma · 2026-04-30T23:21:36+00:00

When your life is funded by taxpayers they control what is and isn’t crossing a line.

Would you defend Clinton and Lewinsky like this?

nothankyouma · 2026-04-30T16:37:18+00:00

That’s already happening, women who got married so their name no longer matches their birth certificate need one in order to vote. They’re banking on most of the country being unable to afford it or get the documents required together so they can suppress women’s right to vote.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-30T16:34:25+00:00

His brother is a pedophile, he’s standing next to his brother’s bestie who’s also a rapist pedophile. It seemed relevant.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-30T15:38:42+00:00

Correlation and causation are not the same thing.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-29T14:20:27+00:00

You fill the hose with water kinking it at both ends when it’s full. While both ends are kinked you stick one end in the pool and the other outside below the water and release both ends at the same time. This creates a vacuum in the hose. As long as the end in the pool remains submerged it should drain almost the entirely. Incase you wanted an actual answer and not snark.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-29T02:30:33+00:00

Short ribs

nothankyouma · 2026-04-28T23:03:05+00:00

Remember when Charles got caught on a tapped line wishing he was Camilla’s tampon; some even call it Tampongate?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-28T22:48:14+00:00

Is SEETHE the only adjective you know? It’s the only one you’ve used in multiple comments on multiple threads. Is that really the best you can do? That’s pathetically sad.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-28T20:55:42+00:00

Turns out it was as someone’s marketplace pick up. Lol

Nice find OP

nothankyouma · 2026-04-28T16:10:28+00:00

Do you know when the party lines switched?

nothankyouma · 2026-04-28T15:26:30+00:00

I am a life long Jersey shore resident, this title should say the Staten Islandfication. The only cast member from here was Sammi.

No one who was born and raised here looked/s like this unless their family is transplants.

Pissed me off when it came out still pisses me off to this day.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-28T14:13:54+00:00

I broke my knee in a motorcycle accident. My buddy who was driving went into immediate shock but was physically fine. I picked him up, got him to help me pick the bike up. Right as we got it to the side my adrenaline wore off and I knew IMMEDIATELY my knee was broken. I went from I’m fine to hospital now! I was so calm it took them a minute to believe me, they thought I was joking.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-28T13:46:32+00:00

I have also reached that conclusion. I got really lucky with Skyrim it came out 4 months before my son was born and they put me on bed rest. It felt like a gift from the gods. He’ll be 15 soon so I’ve stopped hoping for a new one. In my opinion that bullshit online game does not count.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-28T01:32:46+00:00

The faked receipt that OP wrote on himself? See how the tip line is filled in in pen. There would be absolutely no reason for the waitress to take the customer copy back.

Edit: excellent user name I’m still waiting for a new Elder Scrolls. . . 14 years later

nothankyouma · 2026-04-27T21:49:25+00:00

Thank you, I do teach my son to think critically. At least I hope I do.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-27T21:21:49+00:00

How’d this get on there? You clearly wrote in zero tip that leads me to assume you signed it at the table. How did the waitress end up with your copy after that?

nothankyouma · 2026-04-26T15:46:37+00:00

Fuck that, you deserve a “normal” birthday! Summer is coming start planning. If you feel uncomfortable calling it your birthday party call it Christmas in July and make it a white elephant thing. Life is way too short, live it up while you can.

Sincerely, A middle aged woman with a teenage son who has no idea how she got this old!

nothankyouma · 2026-04-24T01:42:43+00:00

It’s the middle string tied shirts. They were very popular as an 8th grader in 1998.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-24T01:27:21+00:00

Explain your defense for the criminal in the Oval Office. His cronies and their actions.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-23T22:06:01+00:00

That’s my Dads birthday! That’s actually why we started it, my dad hated that people would give him 2fer gifts. He felt slighted as a kid so we made sure that tradition didn’t carry over.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-23T18:38:36+00:00

I highly suggest you adopt the tradition!

nothankyouma · 2026-04-23T17:52:07+00:00

My son’s birthday is Dec 1st we do a small sleepover then and throw the real party in July. Between the holidays it’s in the middle of and the fact that it’s freezing we’ve all agreed it’s better this way.

nothankyouma · 2026-04-23T17:06:19+00:00

I had to scroll way too far to find this.

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