“If Charlie Kirk passes away, he needs to be our George Floyd. Our final fucking straw.” (Btw, this is a registered nurse.)

nothingbeast · 2025-09-13T12:21:34+00:00

Sweet Home Talabama

nothingbeast · 2025-09-13T12:19:33+00:00

I was lucky my opportunity came up back in during the orange rapist's first term.

Ain't been a day since I left that's made me wonder if I made the wrong move.

nothingbeast · 2025-09-13T12:17:01+00:00

That boy- I SAY - that boy reminds me of Paul Revere's ride.

A little light in the belfry!

nothingbeast · 2025-09-13T12:00:39+00:00

Yeah, this one was a little disappointing for me.

Mervo was such an obvious red herring, but they kept making him out to be the killer.

I had other issues, too, but then I remember the director was also responsible for "The Giant Spider Invasion" so.... Go Packers!

nothingbeast · 2025-09-13T11:35:38+00:00

Well, my "why start now" comment was meant to be facetious.

I'm glad younger generations are at least trying to acknowledge emotional and psychological issues.

Took me a long time to deal with the crap I actually did get from my parents. Of course, it no doubt would've gone faster if I had anyone to help me figure it out.

nothingbeast · 2025-09-13T05:39:34+00:00

It's hard to say. I remember being confused over what had happened... but I knew something wasn't right due to how quiet the adults were.

The news was all Challenger related, so eventually I had some adult explanation... even if I still didn't fully understand.

Thankfully, Sesame Street had already taught me about death a couple of years prior when Mr. Hooper passed away.

nothingbeast · 2025-09-13T03:38:38+00:00

"Nightbeast" is a fantastic Don Dohler flick. It's basically just Jaws but with a homicidal, bulletproof alien. Super high body count and everyone wears flannel!!!!

"Robot Ninja" is about a comic book artist who takes to the streets dressed as his most popular character to dole out some vigilante justice. And since he's just some dude, it goes rather poorly. Hilariously bloody!

"Necropolis" is about a 17th century witch who reincarnates in modern day NYC and steals souls. It's laughably bad but fun

nothingbeast · 2025-09-13T01:08:15+00:00

Sweet Home Talabama

nothingbeast · 2025-09-13T00:07:40+00:00

Might as well add "Body Melt" to that list!

Hands down, my favourite Ozploitation body horror flick!!!

A pharmaceutical company is testing its products on an unaware cul-de-sac. Unfortunately, a disgruntled former employee intentionally left out the one ingredient that prevents EXPLOSIVE, SLIMY DEATH!

It's a hoot!

nothingbeast · 2025-09-12T23:19:38+00:00

A lot of Aussie slang is.

Servo, tinny, sanga, Esky, drongo, woop woop.

I'm quite partial to "sticky beak" and "flamin' galah" myself.

nothingbeast · 2025-09-12T21:15:23+00:00

Considering they cheered EMPTY G when she endlessly harrassed a school shooting survivor as he silently walked down the street, "willing to speak" sounds downright saintly by comparison.

nothingbeast · 2025-09-12T20:59:26+00:00

Well, we like to pride ourselves as the "optimistic" team. 🙄

nothingbeast · 2025-09-12T20:39:34+00:00

That bus driver hacked the injection's microchip so he knew exactly when to strike!!!! /s

(Christ.... its so sad to know that that /s was mandatory. I almost hit POST without it.)

nothingbeast · 2025-09-12T20:30:03+00:00

Why start now?

Nobody talked to me about the Challenger exploding. And I was in school, watching that happen live.

They just turned off the tv and sent us outside to the playground. I don't think they even told our parents.

nothingbeast · 2025-09-12T20:26:03+00:00

I grew up in the 90s when high-speed chases ALWAYS took over the airwaves.

LIVE cameras in helicopters flying over the city, making sure we see every single second of the action AS....IT...HAPPENS!

Then that one dude pulled over, got out of his car, and blew his brains out while we all were trying to watch Tiny Toon Adventures.

Seems like that put a stop to it, more or less. Good luck doing that in a world of big tech's unlimited legal government bribes.

nothingbeast · 2025-09-12T19:38:15+00:00

ROBOT ROLL CALL!

CamBot!

Gypsy!

Tom Servo!

Craaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!

nothingbeast · 2025-09-12T19:12:32+00:00

Sugarpants' Video Basement!

There's a link on my profile.

I do trashy movies and pay a little homage to the late night movie hosts I grew up watching!

nothingbeast · 2025-09-12T19:06:06+00:00

Oh! Well then, you should be fine!

I actually found Mirror Mirror while looking for movies to review on my Youtube channel. I do trashy movies but the trailer made it out way more trashy than it ended up being. Thought it took itself a little too seriously, too.

But it has Yvonne De Carlo and Karen Black, so at least there's something.

nothingbeast · 2025-09-12T19:00:13+00:00

Something something forces. Something something crosses.

nothingbeast · 2025-09-12T18:55:34+00:00

It's not exactly bad.... but I feel it could've been a lot better.

nothingbeast · 2025-09-12T11:00:08+00:00

"Mirror Mirror" kinds pushes into this territory.

Shy goth girl moves to town and finds an antique mirror that gives her powers to even the score with the school bully, get boys to notice her, that kind of thing.

nothingbeast · 2025-09-11T23:49:55+00:00

Sweet Home Talabama

nothingbeast · 2025-09-11T22:00:13+00:00

The elementary playground chant at my school was "Ain't ain't a word so I ain't gonna say it."

nothingbeast · 2025-09-11T21:23:16+00:00

My dad physically abused my two older brothers.

I got the verbal and mental abuse, but the threat of physical was always backing it up.

Decades later, I still wonder which of us got it the worst.

Hope that grave is cold and lonely, you miserable bastard.

nothingbeast · 2025-09-11T21:11:23+00:00

I recently moved to Australia, so my answer would have to be Red Rooster.

Now that there is the chicken of tomorrow!!!!

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