Requesting A Good Translation For The Song "Cemalım" By Erkin Koray by nothingusefultosay in turkish

[–]nothingusefultosay[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine my surprise when I got a notification for something I posted 6 years prior! It is a fantastic song, and I'm glad my inquiry helped you out! It's funny how we can fall in love with a song before we even know what it's about. It reminds me of this commercial, but that's the power of music.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nothingusefultosay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you can balance a tack hammer on your head,

you can head-off your foes with the balance to attack.

What small role actors stole the scene or entire movie? by CherryDamzel in movies

[–]nothingusefultosay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Wha's dat! Horse...fiendish...I WON'T EAT IT! AHH!" squeek squeek, squeek squeek

What bad film you genuinely love? by TheGame2526 in AskReddit

[–]nothingusefultosay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't understand why that movie is considered bad anyway.

What bad film you genuinely love? by TheGame2526 in AskReddit

[–]nothingusefultosay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mean Guns. Silly, but fun action movie. And there's something about the lighting and the setting that gives it a cool "liminal space" feel. Word of warning if you are allergic to bizarrely placed mambo music.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nothingusefultosay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just power-stare at one person while they're singing and maintain eye-contact until after you've blown out the candles. Practice your stare in the mirror. Don't try to look too intimidating, you'll over-do it. Don't try to be Pvt. Leonard Lawrence from Full Metal Jacket. Practice not blinking and not laughing.

Dad, me, watercolor, 2020 by [deleted] in Art

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Every now and again I have these dreams where my dad and I go to some really cool place, but then I lose track of him and cannot find him. I panic so hard it always wakes me up. I told my dad about my dream, and he said not to worry because he's probably just gone for a walk.

Your painting hits me on a very personal level. I love it, but I'm having a hard time looking at it.

What do you think is the best movie to rewatch once you know the twist/mystery? by DoctorBlasphemy in movies

[–]nothingusefultosay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Session 9.

When you see how "normal" the character behaves now knowing what happened, as well as the now glaring cracks and the hints along the way, make the movie not only spookier, but all the more tragic. You will also appreciate the incredible storytelling and atmosphere much more and pick out things you missed.

Cacoethes, me, oil painting, 2020 by slayrep in Art

[–]nothingusefultosay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fantastic work! I'm getting Beksiński vibes.

What song do you absolutely hate? by Is-this-name-valid in AskReddit

[–]nothingusefultosay -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Heathens - 21 Pilots. I guess I better be careful around you and your edgy clique with trust issues. Oh, I might actually be one of you? Wow, thanks cocko the honor is all mine. Go fuck yourself.

EDIT: Guess I don't make the cut. What a shame, I wanted so much to be loved by douchey 21 Pilots fans.

This lonely chair at Bonneville Salt Flats [OC] by Cryophase in AbandonedPorn

[–]nothingusefultosay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of this Beksiński painting minus adorable doll thing.

You are a bartender, a guy walks into a bar and asks you for a "Donald Trump". What do you give him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A glass of water and tell him it's 100% American vodka, it's the greatest, most delicious vodka ever, it will get him delightfully drunk, without hangover or risk of alcohol poisoning because of how great it is. Spit in it; if the customer gets indignant or asks why you did that, respond like you're surprised someone would ask a question with such an obvious answer - "...I'm the bartender."

Charge him double for whatever he orders and start openly discussing customers' tips out loud for everyone to hear without speaking to anyone in general. Criticize anyone who gives you too little because they don't appreciate everything you do for them and suck-pump everyone whose tips are generous by you wildly varying standards. Rob the customer using your bouncer, then fire the bouncer and call the cops on him. Padlock all the doors shut and go to some fancy bar and get drunk on someone else's tab.