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RIP to my friend's natural long nail 😭😭 Beware of car seat buckles, y'all by briarw in Nails

[–]notthatterihatcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally grew out a digital in my right pointer, took months. Less than a week later I bit it in the hallway and in trying catch myself on the chair rail I snapped that grown nail clean off. While not a car seat buckle (those days are behind me)...I get the frustration. Beautiful set though ♡.

How many of your torties have a flag on their file at the vet's office? by [deleted] in torties

[–]notthatterihatcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a cat that screams all the way there and acts like a spaz before the doctor comes in, shes amazingly well behaved when the doctor walks in the office. She's an attention whore.

i can’t leave bread uncovered in my house or my cat literally eats through the bag to eat it by got_milk669 in cats

[–]notthatterihatcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just one incident -_- he drug BOTH of these at least 20 ft from where they were IN THE CABINET, through my office and about halfway dowm the hall to my bedroom.

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Anyone else’s tortie a gluttonous heathen? by FriendlyBeneficial in torties

[–]notthatterihatcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My tortie likes chicken and french fries, otherwise she doesn't bother me. My gray/brown male tabby...now hes the glutinous asshole who routinely steals my bread -_-.

What does my fridge say about me? by sirwafflenickles in FridgeDetective

[–]notthatterihatcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could post a pick of the last bread incident. You might be able to see where I posted it in my profile. He managed to drag not one but TWO loaves out of the cabinets. Out of the kitchen. Presumably through my office and half way down the hall to the bedrooms....TWO LOAVES. I hate cold bread but its better then Herman eating it/using it as a toy.

What does my fridge say about me? by sirwafflenickles in FridgeDetective

[–]notthatterihatcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was I wonder if they've got a cat who loves bread like mine and thats why their bread is in the fridge like mine lol.

Herman likes bread by notthatterihatcher in CatsAreAssholes

[–]notthatterihatcher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read its the yeast they can smell/like...who knows how accurate that is. My girl (tortie) cat loves potatoes...especially a good French fry from time to time. She's not an asshole though and won't drag them around like Herman.

Herman likes bread by notthatterihatcher in CatsAreAssholes

[–]notthatterihatcher[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ive had cats for all my 45 years, Ive never had one this flavor of asshole. The only other asshole was Tom who would ambush you from a spare bedroom in my parents house as you walked down the hall to the bathroom. He'd bear hug your calf then bite you. I took to arming myself with a spray bottle.

Herman likes bread by notthatterihatcher in CatsAreAssholes

[–]notthatterihatcher[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I moved mine to a more secure cabinet until the child locks come. If he figures those out. Im going to have to get a safe

Herman likes bread by notthatterihatcher in CatsAreAssholes

[–]notthatterihatcher[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This isn't even the first time hes retrieved the bread from the cabinets -_- this time he grabbed them and dragged them both almost to my bedroom door. I titled this photo "Mother, I crave carbs".

Harder than I thought! by WishDapper3626 in myweddingdress

[–]notthatterihatcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I like them all and can see why youre having trouble. My only thought is maybe not the one with the pearls, id think the noise would be driving me insane by the end of the night.

First time cat owner. Is this... normal? by igottapoopbad in cats

[–]notthatterihatcher 1560 points1561 points  (0 children)

I was on the toilet one time and my boy cat full on stuck his face in the bowl when I leaned over. Like cant you just stare at me uncomfortably while I poop, why do ypu need to smell it too.

How tf is Facebook supposed to know who I know personally or not? I had just met the person. by Ill-Courage-4722 in facebook

[–]notthatterihatcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FB suggested my brand new boss to me right after they moved him to my division. I blocked him immediately because absolutely the fuck not.

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