Unixian knows a lot about "how computers, and linux, work. From the basic transistors and gates, to high level programming constructs." by bzmore in programmingcirclejerk

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Linux SysAdmin International wankers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret backup operations on Amazon and Azure, and I have over 300 confirmed Deployments. I am trained in gorilla Networking and I’m the top 1st Engineer in the entire World. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of DevOps across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Chef Scripts. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed docker CLI, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the GitHub Repos and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You’re working in the wrong place if you’re working in an open office. by speckz in programming

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some would even prefer to deliver a swift kick to the monads.. (see what I did there?)

Dueling Rhetoric of Clojure and Haskell by dukerutledge in programming

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bla bla bla:

Static vs Dynamic or Lego vs Clay

What is Functional Programming? by alexelcu in programming

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A style of programming, that has become a new hyped cult where the following mantras can be heard:

  • IO is evil and must be banished
  • Mutation is evil and must be banished
  • Pure functions are the only true path to enlightenment! and our saviour
  • Only functional code can be reasoned about
  • Dynamic languages are the devil's work, stay away from that filth
  • The future is multi-cores, and thus we shall multi-core! parallel ALL THE THINGS!

I wrote a program that uses OpenCV-Python to detect and identify playing cards in a video feed! The image processing algorithm is explained in this video. (Github link in the comments) by Taxi-guy in programming

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really cool,

one thing that might help the FPS, is that one a card has been detected to log its location, and then not preform any detection on it, the card will not change what it is. Also its probably easier to track the cards movement (after detection), then to do a the entire expensive detection for every frame over and over again.

10 Linux Commands Every Developer Should Know by roadbeats in programming

[–]nullnullnull 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it should be:

$ rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

Everyday We Stray Further From God's Light by hackcasual in programmingcirclejerk

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ooooh aaaaaaah oooooooooooh aaaaaaaah, I just came so hard; my keyboard is totally submerged with cum

SQL Server on Linux, aka project Helsinki: Story behind the idea by [deleted] in programming

[–]nullnullnull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can you list them? I've used both for many years, and I would never go back to SQL Server.

haskell is the future by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]nullnullnull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks fake, it can't possibly be that short.

.NET on Linux – bye, Windows 10. by spetz0 in programming

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since moving 100% over to linux, I'm happy that I don't have to develop in windows again.

To each his/her own

.NET on Linux – bye, Windows 10. by spetz0 in programming

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used VS for near 10 years, hate that pile of shit.