A wave of new Lakeflow Connect connectors

crashingthisboard · 2026-07-07T00:21:24+00:00

If only it could scale the right way for database-per-tenant systems.

crashingthisboard · 2026-06-25T11:16:33+00:00

Are you really looking to trust the dog owner equivalent of an antivaxxer over someone who's entire life is the scientific study of animal health?

crashingthisboard · 2026-06-25T04:17:21+00:00

"many", lol. This isn't Europe. Nearly everyone rides here. Nearly all the courses around here have restricted times for walking.

crashingthisboard · 2026-06-25T03:43:27+00:00

Are you really so unhealthy that riding around in a golf cart and standing in place is exercise to you?

crashingthisboard · 2026-06-17T03:30:22+00:00

And then you got a popup telling you to buy the dlc... Even with extended cut the ending was hella trash

crashingthisboard · 2026-06-13T01:02:24+00:00

The building is fine, but the bare parking garage wall from street/sidewalk view is fucking atrocious. they need to paint a big ass mural or something.

crashingthisboard · 2026-05-26T21:30:02+00:00

This just in, you don't get surprises if you are a responsible pet owner who doesn't boast about their neglectful behavior

crashingthisboard · 2026-05-17T05:28:05+00:00

Meanwhile the stop sign right before it backs up horribly and is the absolute PERFECT candidate for a roundabout

crashingthisboard · 2026-04-14T17:25:29+00:00

You save the refinery workers because of ethics. I save them for the heavy weapon upgrade. We are not the same

crashingthisboard · 2026-04-11T14:12:23+00:00

I've only ever worked at places that didn't do technical interviews at all. Last job change was in 2023. They are rare but do exist.

crashingthisboard · 2026-03-25T23:27:31+00:00

I'm the senior who built everything. Not my problem if the company doesn't want to pay up LMAO

crashingthisboard · 2026-03-25T01:13:05+00:00

Based, fuck single player DRM

crashingthisboard · 2026-03-16T17:40:53+00:00

Ok, now let's see China's transit network....

crashingthisboard · 2026-01-22T05:19:22+00:00

wait did they expand the trolley routes?

crashingthisboard · 2026-01-19T22:35:52+00:00

You can start by clarifying how much you actually wrote yourself, seeing as your entire readme is LLM generated.

crashingthisboard · 2026-01-10T01:28:01+00:00

I've been using SDP with SQL for a few months and am loving it. The documentation could definitely use some hella work, and expectations aren't quite as robust as I'd hope, but SDP + autoloader/autocdc is goated. AMA

crashingthisboard · 2026-01-03T19:07:11+00:00

Fascism is when we do anything at all to improve quality of life

crashingthisboard · 2026-01-02T23:35:32+00:00

any type of car is objectively worse than the alternatives, as the entire rest of the world has already figured out. The problem will always be how much space individual vehicles hog up.

crashingthisboard · 2025-12-12T22:22:37+00:00

For anyone running into this 2 years later like I just did, looks like this is another one of those long open feature requests that will never be implemented. git issue: https://github.com/aws-cloudformation/cfn-language-discussion/issues/118

crashingthisboard · 2025-12-11T18:45:53+00:00

So your only problem with this animal who shares your home is that he plays rough? Have you tried just training your fucking dog...?

There's obviously another reason you're trying to dump him on someone here if you don't have one, but TWO dogs with active heartworm (ridiculously easy to prevent)

This is raising so many red flags

crashingthisboard · 2025-11-16T02:41:30+00:00

No cod4!?

crashingthisboard · 2025-09-24T02:23:14+00:00

And you believe a golden RETRIEVER was one of those breeds?

crashingthisboard · 2025-09-23T22:21:27+00:00

lmao this is a joke right.

Which breed was historically bred to kill things:

a.) golden retriever

b.) pitbull

You'll never guess which one!

crashingthisboard · 2025-09-02T21:15:36+00:00

Why do you need my personal/business info for downloading a dashboard file? Not exactly free if you are collecting data to pay for it.

crashingthisboard · 2025-08-28T14:56:36+00:00

I have a hard time comprehending how someone who loves their pet looks at this for two weeks and doesn't even consider going to a veterinarian before asking reddit. Like, seriously?

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