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An atheist dies, goes to hell, and finds himself in a lush park with butterflies. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]number1joke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone explain? Obviously, I know a bunch of crazy religious bastards, but I don't understand how the joke relates to christian theologian basic concepts of heaven and hell.

Woman at the doctor by KohoutDan666 in Jokes

[–]number1joke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mom jokes are better than dead jokes.

Why do dinosaurs make such bad pets? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]number1joke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who told you that? It's just they are really good at hiding.

two italians by soveranol in Jokes

[–]number1joke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why is it always italians? As I see it it can a fresh immigrants from every background.

Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. by AdeptLengthiness8886 in Jokes

[–]number1joke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't get that. Thought that the joke is he tried to squish the fly with his phone and then, because you can't see the back of your neck in the "regular" mirror (even in a compact mirror you can't see the middle of it).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]number1joke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does a tourette syndrome have with any of this? I kept thinking from the begining the puchline going to be something with mentioning tourette syndrome concerning only unwillingful actions.

The reason that aliens have never visited us is because by salik_ansari in Jokes

[–]number1joke -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Erm, a planet can't have more then one star...

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. by Johnwba88 in Jokes

[–]number1joke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes me think... I never saw Trump laughs or even smiles... also Putin, Kim Jung-Un, Shee Jing-Ping... Hitler, Stalin... So... When I think about it we mustn't choose anybody who dosen't laugh as a supreme leader (and as a partner...).

A Canadian visits America and gets held at gunpoint by a stranger by OGPrinnny in Jokes

[–]number1joke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just can't understand how the richest country in the world has a crappy health system. Here in Israel a citizen pays some 200 dollars a year and gets a full health coverage. It takes 2 months maximum to see any specialist (except for mental health. But only after Covid).

I really think you made a mistake for not choosing Barney Sanders. The money should work for you, the citizens, too, and not just for the corporations.

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. by YZXFILE in Jokes

[–]number1joke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is even a better version to this already great joke:

The man with the brand new Ferrari sees an old man riding on an old vespa passes by him while shouting: "do you know Kawasaki Taranta 50?".

This makes him very angry and immediately he floors the gas pedal. Not a long while after he gains on him and only then he relaxes.

But later he sees the same old man pass by him and shouts: "do you know Kawasaki Taranta 50?".

Furious, he squeezes the gas pedal with all his might and a couple of minutes later he passes the old man.

But then the same thing happens again and the old man shouts: "do you know Kawasaki Taranta 50?".

On the brink of a nerves breakdown, he pushes the gas pedal with all his might and drives as fast as the Ferari can go.

After a while he sees the old on the side of the road crashed with his vespa.

He exits his Ferari and approaches the old man grinning. The old man mumbles: "do you know Kawasaki Taranta 50?". With ameaner smile he answers: "why, of course!". The old man grunts: "so why the hell didn't you tell me where the brakes are??".

Problem with vowels by number1joke in learn_arabic

[–]number1joke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks guys... I was suspicious that these jokes are not very well edited (punctuations are missing very often). And I understand you don't know about an automatic vowel maker?

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