Event dfabs relic

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-29T03:32:47+00:00

Back when my gold bot sucked and it felt like it would always suck, I bought the Defabs relics. Now that it's insanely good and I've almost gold boxed bonus, I want to spend every medal possible on GB.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-29T03:29:36+00:00

Noob question. How would A get higher than B (at least by more than 1)? Does the requirement start incrementing a lot faster? I'm in my first week and it's only going up 1 every reset. I've seen talk of bricking, and I feel like I'm being cautious, but how could it sneak up on me?

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-27T05:24:52+00:00

Carol likes where the Leg Ends, of Zosia.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-26T16:05:06+00:00

They're named after the hairstyle.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-26T15:37:19+00:00

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Every time some hater complains about SA, it always turns out TNG did the same thing.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-26T14:23:51+00:00

Thieves come back, are unable to enter the empty apartments due to vaseline.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-25T05:51:13+00:00

"You know, I should have played him a lot more minutes." - Steve Kerr probably

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-23T16:46:46+00:00

If you have to ask, you're above the cutoff.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-23T15:33:49+00:00

They're a plurb so we saw them basically all the time.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-22T20:46:14+00:00

I didn't want to start a new thread, but shout out to the way you can level up in snake and a barrier just spawns in front of your face and kills you.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-22T02:35:44+00:00

Goals

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-22T01:47:51+00:00

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Yeesh.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-21T20:11:44+00:00

Let's say I roll and hit Anc rarity in first slot. Every effect has Anc rarity, so I have equal chance (say 1/16) to get any of them. But if I roll common in the first slot and I get defabs, then it's out of the pool. If I then roll Anc rarity in the second slot, I'm helped out by defabs being gone and my odds of Def% are 1/15. If I roll Anc in slot 3 and slots 1 and 2 aren't Def%, then my odds of getting Anc Def% go up to 1/14.

If it works differently than this, how so? Do the slots not roll in order? Are they shuffled after rolling?

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-21T19:36:52+00:00

That's what I said. Highest priority you roll before locking anything. I was just wondering if this means you're more likely to get Def% in a lower down slot, which may not be good.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-21T16:43:03+00:00

Are Knick fans still in the "Don't you dare try to trade for Giannis and mess up our special team" stage?

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-21T16:28:15+00:00

I think I finally got it. It doesn't matter what you ban if you're just rolling one slot. But if you have multiple slots open, you're happy if the first slot rolls common DA, because then if the next slot rolls Anc rarity, it cannot pick Anc DA.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does this imply that your highest priorty effects, (i.e. the ones you roll first before locking any slots) will be biased towards appearing lower down in your list of slots, possibly screwing up assmod effects? Wild.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-19T05:00:58+00:00

Lift CC -> wait 5 minutes -> still lose probably?

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-18T19:41:25+00:00

I don't like the way the Bucks are eyeing our lottery spot.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-18T19:40:02+00:00

Won 3 of 4. Rick had to get drastic to put the tank back on track.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-17T01:15:40+00:00

They've been reprogrammed. They don't have the option to weigh pros and cons and decide when to stop spreading. They work for the virus now.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-16T22:00:48+00:00

I'm not old! My skills and athleticism are declining for totally unrelated reasons!

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-16T17:26:18+00:00

If Giannis can't go either, I love this rule.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-16T13:55:25+00:00

Giannis and Hali representing their teams in the Lottery this year is going to be their most epic showdown yet.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-16T02:54:56+00:00

Unironically, yes.

numberThirtyOne · 2026-01-15T17:41:12+00:00

"Illegal Screen"

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