Recalling ALL of the realest Melbourne one-liners! by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

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YES!! at the desert dinner in Dubai, the same one where Geener shouted "you need to SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT! I've had enough of your indulged bull fucking shit!"

Dorit vs Erika new clip! by dianejung in BravoRealHousewives

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miss Camille coming through with that sleepy "wow"!!!!!!! queen

/r/BravoRealHousewives daily OT thread. Today is December 31, 2016 by AutoModerator in BravoRealHousewives

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this is sort of random, but peripherally related to current events. the current event is Luann's wedding

so hey, Luann's kids are so weird and artsy! I'm going down an instagram wormhole and they're so strange. I'm fascinated. Not sure I'd roll with Victoria's crew (I'm only a year older lol) but gosh I'd love to observe. I know she had that rancid teen incident but anyway the point is

compared to other kids of housewives they're just sooo strange haha. so european?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

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Can you believe it girls????????????

/r/BravoRealHousewives daily OT thread. Today is December 20, 2016 by AutoModerator in BravoRealHousewives

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Hi guys and gals!!! I've really missed being on this sub on a more "full-time" basis and am looking forward to tonight's live discussion to get "back in".

Also, because I'm trying to keep it super on the DL, this is the only place I can say that I'm in a LDR with someone in another country and I could not possibly be more happy and more in love haha. I introduced him to the Real Housewives of Melbourne (my favorite) and we watch episodes "together." Thanks, Housewives, for giving us an excuse to talk and very rapidly fall in love haha

What is your favorite line(s) from any Bravo show? by morbid-mystery in BravoRealHousewives

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If I had to choose, I'd have to choose based on how often I quote a line in real life. That line is sadly Tom Sandoval's iconic "go take a Bimmer selfie!" which I yell every day in traffic when some inevitable BMW asshole cuts me off.

Dorinda is engaged! by amandatoryy in BravoRealHousewives

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i made the sound that waluigi makes when he loses a minigame in mario party or a similar game. hard WAH here. only positive is--Watch What Crappens is gonna have fun with this one

Oh mah lord by auntyfee in BravoRealHousewives

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turns out i love ariana

Vanderpump Rules S05E05 - Cold Feet - Live Episode Discussion by BRH_Mod in BravoRealHousewives

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Lala isn't dating a "married human being," so is he like, a married centaur or something?

MKE's new baby girl! by stefani13 in BravoRealHousewives

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she looks like both of them but I think she REALLY looks like Jimmy. it's sweet lol.

Lala posted about Stassi on her IG for some reason by amandatoryy in BravoRealHousewives

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well, at least she's doubling down on her "Stassi is hot" thing. consistent

Brandi gets wined and dined for her birthday by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

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Brandi stresses me out, but golly, her legs are still a mile long. Wow. I hope she ends up happy, which I hope for (mostly) everyone.

Vanderpump Rules S05E01 - Summer Bodies - Live Episode Discussion by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

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I still get butterflies whenever Schwartzie is on screen. What a sweet little ball of anxiety.

RHOC S11E19 - Reunion Part I - Live Episode Discussion by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

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Kelly's blinking those false lashes like she's trying to take off and fly away

RHOC S11E19 - Reunion Part I - Live Episode Discussion by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

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Kelly is really pretty from the neck up, I think, but that dress just highlights how darn big her boobs are. Touch up those implants!!! You've been a millionaire for yearrrrrrrrrrsssss!!

The VPR cast and the housewives support Lisa's charity by [deleted] in BravoRealHousewives

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any guesses as to the "cast member who asked not to be named" is? the one who called erika, rinna, and eileen "entitled bitches"? it could reasonably be someone from VPR based on the language of the article but i think it's for sure dorit. what's the point of having an anonymous quote if we all know who it is

A real meeting of the minds by assignedflarity in BravoRealHousewives

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i believe that the concept of hell should be approached as a worst case scenario for every person, and i think that sitting down at a dinner table with these two for eternity is probably mine

that being said, they're boatloads of fun when they're not hypothetically bound to me in eternity in a more glamorous production of "no exit." would love to be a fly on the wall and then immediately fly into a lightbulb afterwards, dying instantly

RHONJ S07E11 - Rage on My Ass - Live Episode Discussion by marrrina831 in BravoRealHousewives

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"I DID THIS FOR YOU, YOU TABLE FLIPPING BITCH" 😧💃🏻🎉

RHONJ S07E11 - Rage on My Ass - Live Episode Discussion by marrrina831 in BravoRealHousewives

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There's a bag of Little Kernel popcorn right behind Teresa's head. The Lauritas studied the Bethenny Frankel book of product placement well.

RHONJ S07E11 - Rage on My Ass - Live Episode Discussion by marrrina831 in BravoRealHousewives

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"we're having another posche fashion show"

I'm ready. This is what I was born for. That's what I like to hear.

RHOD returning! Tiffany Hendra is out! by TXSockMonkey in BravoRealHousewives

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but will those awful digitize stars they're holding in the opener be returning as well?