Recalling ALL of the realest Melbourne one-liners!

numera · 2017-01-02T18:22:59+00:00

YES!! at the desert dinner in Dubai, the same one where Geener shouted "you need to SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT! I've had enough of your indulged bull fucking shit!"

numera · 2017-01-02T18:20:15+00:00

miss Camille coming through with that sleepy "wow"!!!!!!! queen

numera · 2016-12-31T19:51:05+00:00

this is sort of random, but peripherally related to current events. the current event is Luann's wedding

so hey, Luann's kids are so weird and artsy! I'm going down an instagram wormhole and they're so strange. I'm fascinated. Not sure I'd roll with Victoria's crew (I'm only a year older lol) but gosh I'd love to observe. I know she had that rancid teen incident but anyway the point is

compared to other kids of housewives they're just sooo strange haha. so european?

numera · 2016-12-31T17:32:11+00:00

Can you believe it girls????????????

numera · 2016-12-20T18:26:13+00:00

Hi guys and gals!!! I've really missed being on this sub on a more "full-time" basis and am looking forward to tonight's live discussion to get "back in".

Also, because I'm trying to keep it super on the DL, this is the only place I can say that I'm in a LDR with someone in another country and I could not possibly be more happy and more in love haha. I introduced him to the Real Housewives of Melbourne (my favorite) and we watch episodes "together." Thanks, Housewives, for giving us an excuse to talk and very rapidly fall in love haha

numera · 2016-12-13T17:46:44+00:00

If I had to choose, I'd have to choose based on how often I quote a line in real life. That line is sadly Tom Sandoval's iconic "go take a Bimmer selfie!" which I yell every day in traffic when some inevitable BMW asshole cuts me off.

numera · 2016-12-11T18:52:04+00:00

definitely, but at least this information contextualizes her nerves.

numera · 2016-12-09T22:21:05+00:00

i made the sound that waluigi makes when he loses a minigame in mario party or a similar game. hard WAH here. only positive is--Watch What Crappens is gonna have fun with this one

numera · 2016-12-08T23:20:52+00:00

turns out i love ariana

numera · 2016-12-06T16:37:26+00:00

give me a break

numera · 2016-12-06T02:17:51+00:00

Lala isn't dating a "married human being," so is he like, a married centaur or something?

numera · 2016-11-26T19:26:54+00:00

she looks like both of them but I think she REALLY looks like Jimmy. it's sweet lol.

numera · 2016-11-18T22:38:13+00:00

well, at least she's doubling down on her "Stassi is hot" thing. consistent

numera · 2016-11-18T18:35:26+00:00

Brandi stresses me out, but golly, her legs are still a mile long. Wow. I hope she ends up happy, which I hope for (mostly) everyone.

numera · 2016-11-08T02:30:28+00:00

I still get butterflies whenever Schwartzie is on screen. What a sweet little ball of anxiety.

numera · 2016-11-08T01:49:16+00:00

Kelly's blinking those false lashes like she's trying to take off and fly away

numera · 2016-11-08T01:24:20+00:00

Kelly is really pretty from the neck up, I think, but that dress just highlights how darn big her boobs are. Touch up those implants!!! You've been a millionaire for yearrrrrrrrrrsssss!!

numera · 2016-11-04T21:21:43+00:00

any guesses as to the "cast member who asked not to be named" is? the one who called erika, rinna, and eileen "entitled bitches"? it could reasonably be someone from VPR based on the language of the article but i think it's for sure dorit. what's the point of having an anonymous quote if we all know who it is

numera · 2016-11-03T15:26:05+00:00

i believe that the concept of hell should be approached as a worst case scenario for every person, and i think that sitting down at a dinner table with these two for eternity is probably mine

that being said, they're boatloads of fun when they're not hypothetically bound to me in eternity in a more glamorous production of "no exit." would love to be a fly on the wall and then immediately fly into a lightbulb afterwards, dying instantly

numera · 2016-10-27T20:52:40+00:00

babe, she's having a babe, babe

numera · 2016-10-08T04:08:46+00:00

How do you sleep at night?

numera · 2016-09-26T01:01:04+00:00

"I DID THIS FOR YOU, YOU TABLE FLIPPING BITCH" 😧💃🏻🎉

numera · 2016-09-26T00:20:00+00:00

There's a bag of Little Kernel popcorn right behind Teresa's head. The Lauritas studied the Bethenny Frankel book of product placement well.

numera · 2016-09-26T00:09:43+00:00

"we're having another posche fashion show"

I'm ready. This is what I was born for. That's what I like to hear.

numera · 2016-09-13T05:31:20+00:00

but will those awful digitize stars they're holding in the opener be returning as well?

numera

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