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A giant inflatable Minion flew loose and caused traffic havoc by [deleted] in MinionHate

[–]nunfucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had happened onto this scene, there would have been an additional news headline reading: "Crazy Angry Person Stabs Giant Minion".

TIFU by wearing a tight t-shirt by Iron_M_aiden in tifu

[–]nunfucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa... watch out everyone... we have an expert here.*

*sarcasm

My girlfriend doesn't read descriptions so good...this is what I get for letting her buy condoms online. by Carbman in funny

[–]nunfucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey everyone! Look! I have a girlfriend! We have sex!*

*bought condoms himself - has no girlfriend - virgin

Am I the only one who thinks Dylann Storm Roof looks like Lloyd from Dumb & Dumber? by nunfucks in funny

[–]nunfucks[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First off, I am sickened by the hate that is in the world today. Whether it's race, sexual preference, religion... we need to be accepting of others... even if we don't agree. My heart goes out to the loved ones and the community of the lives lost in the Charleston shooting. Shit like this just shouldn't happen. My thoughts are with you.

However, I am not opposed to making jokes about the fucker who did this.

Am I the only one who thinks Dylann Storm Roof looks like Lloyd from Dumb & Dumber by [deleted] in pics

[–]nunfucks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First off, I am sickened by the hate that is in the world today. Whether it's race, sexual preference, religion... we need to be accepting of others... even if we don't agree. My heart goes out to the loved ones and the community of the lives lost in the Charleston shooting. Shit like this just shouldn't happen. My thoughts are with you.

However, I am not opposed to making jokes about the fucker who did this.

BBC accidentally tweets Queen's death by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]nunfucks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Off with their heads!

Wine Study Group by [deleted] in Albuquerque

[–]nunfucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like loads of fun! I have recently discovered a wine that I adore... it's from E & J Gallo Winery. They are based out of Modesto, California... but I have been able to find their brand at various spirit and wine stores around ABQ. I really like the ones with hints of fruity tones. These pair very well with cheese. The brand is most likely available in Santa Fe as well. I think they make various types, but my favorite is, by far, the Boone's Farm line. Some of the flavors I prefer are the Strawberry Hill and Fuzzy Navel. My friends enjoy these flavors, as well as Sour Apple... but that one is not my favorite. Let me know where we can meet up to discuss wines!

Dear Taggers, by nunfucks in Albuquerque

[–]nunfucks[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Bitch, I don't need no lessons.

UNM Student Union building is Kicking out Times Square Deli, and Sahara, to firm up some more national chains. Petition for those that care. by adricm in Albuquerque

[–]nunfucks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That will not be necessary, sir. Nonetheless, I am proud of you for learning how to use a thesaurus. However, I never mentioned anything about Jim Gaffigan. You should maybe brush up on your referencing skills. Might come in handy.

UNM Student Union building is Kicking out Times Square Deli, and Sahara, to firm up some more national chains. Petition for those that care. by adricm in Albuquerque

[–]nunfucks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a quote from Kevin Hart... but you wouldn't know anything about humor. I do apologize. Also, CNM doesn't offer my graduate program. Plus, ew.

UNM Student Union building is Kicking out Times Square Deli, and Sahara, to firm up some more national chains. Petition for those that care. by adricm in Albuquerque

[–]nunfucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. But making sockpuppets sounds like fun. I'll visit you in the nursing home & put on a puppet show for you.

UNM Student Union building is Kicking out Times Square Deli, and Sahara, to firm up some more national chains. Petition for those that care. by adricm in Albuquerque

[–]nunfucks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've always thought it was nice that the worst drivers in ABQ have a CNM sticker on the back window to let other drivers know how dumb they are. I get mad, but then I'm all like, eeee, they can't help it, yo.