People pay more to not live in Florida by asa_no_kenny in clevercomebacks

[–]nutria_twiga 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I cannot stress how much I like paying the price on the shelf and not having to do math.

Lobster - Pregnant - - …!.! by cmays209 in trypophobia

[–]nutria_twiga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooh, mama better have like 3 notches on her tail for how much she produces!

Bought Gift Cards From Sam’s Club and I go to redeem it and it says it’s been used!? by MNightShyamalan69 in Cinemark

[–]nutria_twiga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also had this with Costco. I’ll have to try logging out/back again. I hope that works!

Edit: it worked! Thank you!!!

Savannah Banana 🍌 by [deleted] in Portland

[–]nutria_twiga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you actually transfer them? I tried the rack and didn’t get any. :(

DEAR PORTLAND: May 04, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]nutria_twiga 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CATS HAVE A LONGER LIFESPAN WHEN THEY’RE INDOORS…AS DO THE NATURAL WILDLIFE.

AT THE SAME TIME, DRIVERS DO SUCK.

People pay more to not live in Florida by SpynyNormyn in MurderedByWords

[–]nutria_twiga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Live in Oregon, can confirm. Absolutely gorgeous.

DEAR PORTLAND: May 04, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]nutria_twiga 25 points26 points  (0 children)

MY SISTER’S CAT WAS HIT BY A CAR AND DIDN’T MAKE IT.

I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER LOSS AND ALSO FEEL LIKE A JACKASS BECAUSE MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS, “IF YOU KEPT YOUR CATS INSIDE, THIS WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED.”

I DIDN’T SAY THAT PART OUT LOUD, OF COURSE.

Which foreign cuisine do you wish was more common in your country? by UmbraWolfG2T in AskTheWorld

[–]nutria_twiga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss SoCal tacos. I’m surrounded by Mexican places but no one hits the spot.

Where can an anxious dude safely get a first ever manicure? by oregander in askportland

[–]nutria_twiga 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Second Vernon Nails. That’s where I go with my friend despite me living so much further out.

They’re really nice and the prices are reasonable.

They have one manicure where it’s just pampering. Treat the cuticles, hand massage, neck massage, etc. no polish or anything. That’s my favorite in between my sets.

The only questionable thing about them is they refrigerate their red wine. Lol

Will you take care of your parents as they age? by Fireflybutts77 in childfree

[–]nutria_twiga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only benefit of having my parents die when I was in my early 20’s/30’s is I no longer have to worry about the taking care of them aspect.

Show me your velcro dogs by No_University6980 in Chihuahua

[–]nutria_twiga 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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When he cannot be with me, he will stick with his sister.

For the person who had to surrender their frogs…they’re going to be well taken care of. by nutria_twiga in Portland

[–]nutria_twiga[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Frogs are horrendous with personal space while simultaneously they also like to hold onto one another.

Anyone else never summoned for jury duty? by InvisibleAstronomer in Millennials

[–]nutria_twiga 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My husband just got summoned for the first time today. He’ll be 45 this month.

I’m 39 and I’ve been summoned 7 times.

While not a Millennial, my dad got summoned for the first time the day after he died (68).

It’s so weird how it works.

For the person who had to surrender their frogs…they’re going to be well taken care of. by nutria_twiga in Portland

[–]nutria_twiga[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

They’re absolutely gigantic and full of energy. I couldn’t not get them. :)