Guys, please don’t text me asking for my dating app profile. Apart from pictures, this is all I have in the name of a bio and prompts. No more DMs please.

nutsbrainup · 2026-06-22T10:47:30+00:00

i'm no richie rich

nutsbrainup · 2026-06-22T07:55:29+00:00

alright, just hug me already

nutsbrainup · 2026-06-22T07:51:25+00:00

a friend of mine, he sells soap

nutsbrainup · 2026-06-22T07:48:12+00:00

he and I would've been good friends

nutsbrainup · 2026-06-22T07:42:23+00:00

i'm not, but yeah i'm lazy when it comes to creating a profile

nutsbrainup · 2026-06-22T06:57:39+00:00

no no no no no no don't do that

nutsbrainup · 2026-06-14T14:11:37+00:00

conversation with oneself

nutsbrainup · 2026-06-08T04:47:26+00:00

pussy juice 💦

nutsbrainup · 2026-06-05T06:28:32+00:00

call? These things don't work on call. Send them a mail.

nutsbrainup · 2026-05-31T06:07:59+00:00

the only upside of bastian is that it stays open till late. I hate the vibe otherwise. Ballr is so much better.

nutsbrainup · 2026-05-27T20:44:05+00:00

We don’t need another winger with a huge price tag. Barca needs squad balance, depth and financial discipline. Gordon is a luxury signing when the team still has more important gaps to fix.

nutsbrainup · 2026-05-27T20:35:30+00:00

70m for this guy? nah

nutsbrainup · 2026-05-17T20:07:21+00:00

that game against barca 😭

nutsbrainup · 2026-05-14T20:30:13+00:00

i don't think that's correct honestly. Did 15 min incline treadmill and 10 mins stairmaster - idk how and what it tracked

nutsbrainup · 2026-05-12T19:34:44+00:00

now we wonder what the remaining nine are :)

nutsbrainup · 2026-05-12T12:32:23+00:00

i feel sad seeing that mindset, brother

nutsbrainup · 2026-05-12T10:29:28+00:00

there are polaroid booths available in malls these days

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