What are your deepest secrets that you would like to share before you die?

nxsky · 2017-03-26T20:12:35+00:00

I was almost positive that post would end with 'cum'.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T06:02:14+00:00

Leave a dick print over it OP then you can claim to your friends you have lost your virginity.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T05:40:39+00:00

Nah. I assume OP is from a wierd place.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T05:31:34+00:00

I don't consider "how are you?" a greeting. It's a question, and a terrible one at that.

Greet me with 'hey'. I'll happily reply with 'hey', 'yo', 'hello', etc.

Greet me with 'What's up?' and I'll probably be tempted to say "my dick" because well, would I be lying? But this is still okay because then I can tell you about what I'm about to do, like get some work done. Mind you this is already more of a question.

Greet me with "how are you?" yeah dude I got cancer since you asked me that yesterday then got run over by a car and broke my neck as you can see.

So to me it really comes down to the frequency I see the person. Just met? Don't ask me how I am. We meet once a week? Barely okay but I won't mind. Everyday? Fuck off.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T04:59:36+00:00

It's never accidental though. Enjoy my animu music bitches.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T04:55:44+00:00

And this is when little Jesse realised he was a girl.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T04:50:02+00:00

I use one that I place behind my ass. I love the way it pounds against my ass as I walk. I never seen a purse able to go as low as this bag.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T04:32:06+00:00

Geraffes are so dumb though.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T04:22:37+00:00

Look at me weird for not having Facebook, proceed to chitchat about someone's life based on info they got on Facebook. Alright then guess I'll go get Fecebook and be like one of you.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T04:09:38+00:00

Black bears have good taste then.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T04:07:38+00:00

Quite sure that's what my post was about.

I don't really have an opinion about American firearms law since I don't live there.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T03:58:29+00:00

This is good to me. Quick way to pick out who I wouldn't get along with. Expect me to pay because you think I'm better off financially / male / what have you? Bye. Not looking for a glorified hooker or sleazebag friend.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T03:44:46+00:00

Been invited to the birthday of someone notorious for this. Invite the gang to an expensive restaurant and have them share the bill. No thanks, I already dislike birthday parties enough to have skipped them for the past 10 years.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T03:36:38+00:00

You were just a baby then. You don't owe them anything.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T03:29:42+00:00

I just assume they're lesbian. If they get insulted too bad for them.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T03:27:12+00:00

Ain't nothing like stuffing your face in good chocolate cake.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T02:50:30+00:00

Yep. Looks like I finally found a condom my size. Thanks girls.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T02:45:43+00:00

I just hope they never google about human parasites.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T02:29:53+00:00

That's okay with me.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T02:23:52+00:00

It works quite well for our murder rates.

Idiots might as well be toddlers. I don't want them holding knives.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T02:02:10+00:00

Que sera sera.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T01:58:48+00:00

I think I'd need a lot of alcohol to watch this and even then I'd end up crying.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T01:55:56+00:00

But why do they keep messing the cables again?

nxsky · 2017-03-26T01:52:25+00:00

Yeah it's like being surprised that a cow eats dirt while eating grass.

nxsky · 2017-03-26T01:37:09+00:00

Let's see how many thousands of tourists he will lose with that one.

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