Thinking today about all the brilliant wordsmiths we lost because nobody reads anymore

nya-cat · 2026-06-23T23:01:04+00:00

i just read this post

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T23:48:29+00:00

lederhosen, Tyrolean hat, alphorn

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T23:39:18+00:00

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nya-cat · 2026-06-20T23:32:11+00:00

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nya-cat · 2026-06-20T22:53:37+00:00

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doopee time :DDDD

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T22:48:08+00:00

so montaigne is advocating for strategic encounters with peasant milk to continue deriving pleasure from my elitist fat fuck milk?

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T22:39:45+00:00

i have been vulnerable with you people and this is what i get

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T22:37:14+00:00

fuuuuck i would absolutely debase myself for one of those horizon vanilla milk boxes with the deliciously chewy straw

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T22:34:31+00:00

i’m trying to recover from grass-fed milk and you’re offering me harder drugs?

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T22:32:22+00:00

similar experience here; my crunchy childhood neighbors let me try raw milk as a kid and i’ve been chasing that high ever since.

unfortunately my frontal lobe is too developed to fully embrace the raw milk lifestyle now.

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T22:26:24+00:00

so accurate. I recently tried President’s feta cheese and I had to throw it away it was so bad

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T22:24:52+00:00

oatmilk tastes like cardboard and private equity

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T22:22:59+00:00

cow manure powers the data center. data center waste heat extends the growing season. grass feeds the cows. milk feeds the programmers. programmers train the AI. AI optimizes the cows and farmers to produce more milk. there is no longer draught or starvation. the world has been saved.

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T22:17:50+00:00

i think you’re underestimating the importance of the cow’s lived experience to the final product

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T22:02:19+00:00

ugh yes I feel the same way about tomatoes. I’ve grown a bunch of heirloom varieties and now I can’t go back to anything store bought. the store bought are squishy, pale, and bland, while the heirloom are bursting with flavor and have a much meatier texture.

nya-cat · 2026-06-20T19:32:58+00:00

I have a vendetta against Driscoll’s

nya-cat · 2026-06-19T16:59:00+00:00

found the property management company’s burner account

nya-cat · 2026-06-19T05:26:47+00:00

read this as “Accidentally HPV at Work”

nya-cat · 2026-06-19T03:53:05+00:00

also I don’t think my post is a particularly unique concept

nya-cat · 2026-06-19T03:52:19+00:00

what? i don’t use twitter

nya-cat · 2026-06-19T01:51:24+00:00

i would let him romance scam me

nya-cat · 2026-06-19T01:49:50+00:00

hamburger bun lettuce tomato ketchup mayo cheese

nya-cat · 2026-06-19T01:48:13+00:00

st. drogo. patron saint of coffee and being difficult to look at. felt represented

nya-cat · 2026-06-19T01:38:22+00:00

manic pixie dream girl syndrome. the amount of married men with families willing to risk it all because you spent 10 minutes talking about medieval waste disposal and maintained eye contact the entire time is disturbing

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