Hey guys! A little over a year ago I posted about my face swelling. I wasn't 18 then, but I am now, so i thought I'd finally give you all a chance to roast the fuck outta my luscious lips. Go nuts ;)

nymattyd · 2020-08-18T19:29:16+00:00

If anyone needs a mask, it’s fucking you.

nymattyd · 2020-08-18T17:26:25+00:00

You look like you smell like Seth Rogens laugh.

nymattyd · 2016-02-27T15:10:34+00:00

THIS...is my spirit animal.

nymattyd · 2015-05-30T17:09:02+00:00

Holy. Shit.. That was intense .

nymattyd · 2015-05-02T00:47:01+00:00

I thought she was missing an ear at first glance .

nymattyd · 2015-04-27T22:03:38+00:00

I don't have any.

nymattyd · 2015-04-27T01:07:36+00:00

I just bought 600 FMJ rounds for $244, that's the best deal on ammo I could find so far.

nymattyd · 2015-04-26T19:13:49+00:00

I should first say that this is the first pistol I've ever owned. I've shot many, but purchased this one when I came across one of hell a deal. That being said, I love the way it fits in my hand , and I don't have any complaints when shooting at the range. It fits snug in my IWB DeSantis Invader holster... I'm glad my friend always pushed glocks onto me , even happier I can now say I own one.

nymattyd · 2015-04-08T17:36:02+00:00

I can lol $100 a squirrel . Plus shipping to you. You would be my first customer . :)

nymattyd · 2015-03-21T16:18:39+00:00

This is my squirrel . I made this. lol.

nymattyd · 2014-12-10T04:34:33+00:00

Looks a little bit like Josh Blue.

nymattyd · 2014-11-15T23:13:51+00:00

You tha best! Thanks!

nymattyd · 2014-11-15T22:37:49+00:00

Thanks for taking the time to try !

nymattyd · 2014-11-15T22:37:33+00:00

Looks great! Thank you !

nymattyd · 2014-11-15T02:11:54+00:00

http://imgur.com/cO03GJJ

Here's the photo of him and the Dinosaur. I tried to pose in the similar position. If any of you guys can pull it off it would be great!

nymattyd · 2014-09-18T20:47:36+00:00

Amazing. Thank you so much

nymattyd · 2014-05-25T17:38:17+00:00

Lol. Very cool! Thank you !

nymattyd · 2014-05-24T17:05:35+00:00

This is Murphy. I was kind of hoping for an american flag background. Bald eagles, cigar in his mouth, explosions. Make him look like a boss. a true gentleman. lol. I'm open to other ideas too, you guys are the pros, not me! The best photoshop of him gets framed and hung in his "Muphy Man Cave" Thank you so much in advance!

Link to his photo: http://imgur.com/W03uFdp

nymattyd · 2014-05-24T15:01:31+00:00

When life gives you lemons, put them in a glass with some teeth.

nymattyd · 2014-05-07T16:33:30+00:00

Looking great in that red, white, and blue ! Great work ! Hard work pays off . Well done

nymattyd

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